My love for you is like...

[imported_Smurf]

I'd like to buy a metal rose from KingNothing, but I need some help.

Originally posted by: Smurf
I would like to buy one, but I need something romantic to engrave on it. Unfortunately, I've got the creative talent of a bookmark. Perhaps this group could help me out?

I'm buying the rose for a girl named Audra.
I want the short message to be something about how my love for her is like this rose, and that it will last forever. (We've been together for three years)

Something like "Audra, my love for you is like..."(20 more characters)

Please help 🙂

Does anyone have suggestions for me?

 

[Leeroy]

Salt.

 

[dethman]

a vanilla frosty from wendy's.

 

[Leeroy]

To clarify, there's a fable about a king with three daughters. He got upset at the one who said she loved him like salt, and kicked her out, until she ooked him two meals, one without salt first, then one with salt, and he realised salt was what put the flavour in the food, and without it everything was bland and boring.

 

[Alone]

My love for you is without wax.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

...a metal rose, shiny, artistic, and full of sharp edges 🙂

 

[scootermaster]

Deep friend chicken.

 

[KarmaPolice]

a dirty dog you find on the street....its cute, you kinda want to take it home and nourish it till its full grown but then you realize that it will probably ****** up your house and you move on.

 

[Vonkhan]

... SURPRISE BUTTSECHKS!!!

 

[McGyver]

white on rice.

 

[George P Burdell]

cake for a fat kid.

 

[RossMAN]

My love for you is like RossMAN dry humping a Staples $30 off $150 printable coupon.

What do I win?

 

[Ricemarine]

My love for you is like my hatred for calculus.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Vonkhan
... SURPRISE BUTTSECHKS!!!

made me giggle

 

[arrfep]

ticking clock BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my c**k BERSERKER!

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: arrfep
ticking clock BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my c**k BERSERKER!

dammit! I was just about to 🙁

 

[arrfep]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: arrfep
ticking clock BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my c**k BERSERKER!

dammit! I was just about to 🙁

lol. I was so proud. I've never before been the first one in a thread to post a witty yet highly applicable pop/sub-culture reference! :laugh:

 

[Quasmo]

...a ring, but I'm too cheap to afford one.

 

[Synomenon]

... a box of chocolates.

 

[chuckywang]

...diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

 

[mooglemania85]

...a hard drive platter.

 

[IGBT]

..a good morning bowel movement.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Oil in the Middle-East

 

[Squisher]

My Love is Like a Tire Iron ~ Ted Nugent

 

[Kadarin]

My love for you is like rotting fish, seething in the brownian motion of fungal spores and bacteria...