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[/quote]"I was a poor Arkansas backasswards farm boy. I learned in high school that I could bulllshit really well...it got women into bed real easy-like. Then I became governor, married this ho-bitch I met in college...still don't know why I did that, since I was porking her sister, cousin and about four other chicks at the same time! Then I became President of the United States. I screwed LOTS of ho-bags!! It was truly an awesome experience. Then I got busted. My life is over."[/quote]