My last night as a single man :)

aphex

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So after all my threads bitching about this and that (sorry, stress levels were through the roof), things are working out just as many of you said they would...

I've got a busy day ahead so i won't bore you with the details, but just wanted to announce this will be my last night as a single man... :beer: :D :music:

Good night to all and to all a good night :)

UPDATE BELOW
 

NFS4

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Yeah, you know what this is
It's a celebration, bitches!
Grab a drink, grab a glass
After that I grab yo ass


Congrats aphex! :D
 

iamaelephant

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:confused: Anyone care to explain for the benefit of those who haven't been following?

Edit - ah, I see you're getting married. Congrats and good luck mate.
 

blackdogdeek

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congrats dude.

remember what i said in one of your other threads. take a moment during the reception to sit back and relax and enjoy yourself because, believe me, the day will fly by you.
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: iamaelephant
:confused: Anyone care to explain for the benefit of those who haven't been following?

Take one wild guess after reading the title. It isn't that hard to figure out
 

Qacer

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Remember, marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Congratulations and enjoy!
 

iamaelephant

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: iamaelephant
:confused: Anyone care to explain for the benefit of those who haven't been following?

Take one wild guess after reading the title. It isn't that hard to figure out

Actually the first thing I thought was a sex change. He hasn't been single for a while, if you are in a committed relationship you aren't single. Anyway enough derailing of the thread.
 

AlienCraft

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Congratulations, good luck, and may you beat the national averages.

Seriously, good luck to you and your bride.
 

compuwiz1

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The first year or two, expect great sex. Then next year or two, expect hallway sex. ;)
 

jimbofoxman

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This is my last week as being married, well unofficially.......until the court signs the paperwork in July. Gotta wait 6 months with kids. Last week because next Friday I begin my move out.

You all know the 3 stages of sex in a marriage?

1 - Sex anywhere, anytime, any place.....
2 - You got kids, sex in the bedroom only.....
3 - Pass each other in the hallway and say **** you!
 

Squisher

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Just remember, women give up half their brain with the birth of their first child for the privilege of being right all the time. The doctors do it to them.



Grats.