I want feedback on my last trouble ticket. Did I go too far? I know the spelling sucks, but whatever. Most people do little things like make a ticket for fires or put "W00T I'M GONE!" in their tickets. I wanted to one-up them.
Any other Excell/Compucom folks at Intel here?
Here it is:
10/4/2006 11:13:23 AM znzinkx
STAMP: (Created)
Summary Description Entry: NBS Projects
Business Org : (Global PC Services)
Support Org: (PC REPAIR)
Functional Group: (CUSTOM (PPV))
Region: (ARIT)
STAMP: (Assigned) Assignee: znzinkx
Priority: (Low)
Work Queue: (CSUPRT)
STAMP: Type Item Issue (CREATED)
Type: (Desktop)
Item: (System)
Issue: (Project)
10/4/2006 11:23:14 AM znzinkx
14 hours - created specialized UBCD for NBS use.
14 hours - Created Access Database to import timecard information for Ali. Data is tabulated and then exported to an excel sheet displaying hours by queue and hours by tech.
2 hours - beat a dead horse.
1 hour - slayed a dragon to save a trans-gender princess.
3 hours - hearded sheep in wyoming. was instructed to sleep in seperate camp so as to prevent sheep from being victimized by mentally challanged wolves. No need to stay with sheep during the day due to wolves being transported to specialed schools in short buses during the day. This will also prevent the forest service from enacting the anti-sheep night comingling policy recently voted in by congress. Fell in love while on assignment, now in an empty marriage. May be beat to death in hate crime incident blamed on tire explosion due to over-inflation.
2 hours - bathroom breaks.
Any other Excell/Compucom folks at Intel here?
Here it is:
10/4/2006 11:13:23 AM znzinkx
STAMP: (Created)
Summary Description Entry: NBS Projects
Business Org : (Global PC Services)
Support Org: (PC REPAIR)
Functional Group: (CUSTOM (PPV))
Region: (ARIT)
STAMP: (Assigned) Assignee: znzinkx
Priority: (Low)
Work Queue: (CSUPRT)
STAMP: Type Item Issue (CREATED)
Type: (Desktop)
Item: (System)
Issue: (Project)
10/4/2006 11:23:14 AM znzinkx
14 hours - created specialized UBCD for NBS use.
14 hours - Created Access Database to import timecard information for Ali. Data is tabulated and then exported to an excel sheet displaying hours by queue and hours by tech.
2 hours - beat a dead horse.
1 hour - slayed a dragon to save a trans-gender princess.
3 hours - hearded sheep in wyoming. was instructed to sleep in seperate camp so as to prevent sheep from being victimized by mentally challanged wolves. No need to stay with sheep during the day due to wolves being transported to specialed schools in short buses during the day. This will also prevent the forest service from enacting the anti-sheep night comingling policy recently voted in by congress. Fell in love while on assignment, now in an empty marriage. May be beat to death in hate crime incident blamed on tire explosion due to over-inflation.
2 hours - bathroom breaks.
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