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My last day as a Teenager

fustercluck

Diamond Member
I just realized it's my last day as a teenager today. Hooray! Unless something really freakin awesome happens today, such as winning the lottery (which would be without entering, mind you), being a teenager totally sucked. What a horrible time. The 20s is where life gets better...right? Back to the good times?
 
eh.


life got a lot better for me when I moved out @ 17.

If you haven't moved out, do so.

brag

I just turned 21 and am closing on my first house in less than a week.


/brag
 
Yeah, once you hit 20, life is gold. The booze is flowing from a fountain of naked women covered in chocolate and money.
Oh and you might wanna buy some new underwear because your penis is about to gain 6-12 more inches. It's gonna be grand.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Yeah, once you hit 20, life is gold. The booze is flowing from a fountain of naked women covered in chocolate and money.
Oh and you might wanna buy some new underwear because your penis is about to gain 6-12 more inches. It's gonna be grand.

Well, at 21 you are right about the booze part. Except that it flows from a middle aged bartender who looks like she has done a little too much coke and sat in the sun for the last 35 years.
 
Originally posted by: jacktackle
I just realized it's my last day as a teenager today. Hooray! Unless something really freakin awesome happens today, such as winning the lottery (which would be without entering, mind you), being a teenager totally sucked. What a horrible time. The 20s is where life gets better...right? Back to the good times?

no you will continue doing the same things as always and getting the same result as always = not getting laid
 
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