My laptop has been sitting on my lap all day...

Pastore

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My testicles have started aching in the past half hour or so. Think I am developing cancer?

EDIT: The left one is definitely more hurty than the right one.
 

Strk

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No, but it isn't a good idea to have it on your lap a lot. The same reason you shouldn't wear tighty whities.
 

Mrvile

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Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Yes, its super cancer, you will be dead tomorrow.

Doubt that he'll die, but he'll lose everything including the main menu.
 

JLGatsby

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Actually it probably is a good idea to have it on your lap, lowers your sperm count, which lowers of chance of you getting some woman pregnant.

Having kids is a big mistake.
 

Lurknomore

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Don't worry, if you train like Lance 10 hrs. a day, you will beat this and hopefully win the TdF in 2009.
 

RallyMaster

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ROFL. Too much info but I suppose you should just quit the program and cut the testicles off since you won't need them anyway?
 

us3rnotfound

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Originally posted by: scottish144
Originally posted by: Pastore
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: Pastore
Originally posted by: LoKe
:shocked:

File -> Save Testicles

Error:

Insufficient Disk Space


:(

Delete some STD's to make room.


Error Deleting STD:

Cannot Delete VD: The file is in use by another process.

Ctrl-Alt-Del, task manager, find process using max CPU, End Process. :D

**moaning noises from the cheap integrated speakers**
 

SparkyJJO

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Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Actually it probably is a good idea to have it on your lap, lowers your sperm count, which lowers of chance of you getting some woman pregnant.

Having kids is a big mistake.

yeah.... your parents having you was too