My land is not your cat dumping ground

ahenkel

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Just because I have huge tracts of land doesn't mean you can deposit your cat here.
I already have a fat jerk of a cat that will crush your cat with its girth.

Oh and the rooster needs to STFU
 
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ahenkel

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This I know. They're also delicious ask the duck I cooked last week
 

JulesMaximus

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Just because I have huge tracts of land doesn't mean you can deposit your cat here.
I already have a fat jerk of a cat that will crush your cat with its girth.

Oh and the rooster needs to STFU

What do you do when wild animals dump on your property?
 

Schadenfroh

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Sorry, I had to get rid of him. The experiment went horribly wrong and I could not bare to look at it anymore.

Picture of the poor thing:(
worlds-ugliest-cat.jpg
 

ahenkel

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Sorry, I had to get rid of him. The experiment went horribly wrong and I could not bare to look at it anymore.

Picture of the poor thing:(
worlds-ugliest-cat.jpg


Geez I'm gonna go kill it with fire now. Maybe fire won't be enough though.

You know that reminds me of this cat we had that had been experimented on by giving it steroids. Fucker walked like a bulldog and would punch other cats and dogs and knock em down and out. It got declawed so it adapted.
 
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Red Squirrel

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I don't get why people let their cat outside. Sure in the wild cats are outside animals, but when domesticated they are inside animals. I lost a cat because we let it outside. Never again.
 

olds

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Shoot them. You won't believe how high they jump in the air when hit.
 

gaidensensei

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If it matters, in some years that patch of soil will be nutrient enriched for growing whatever plant you feel like on there.
You don't want to end up with crappy soil with depleted nutrients!
 

ahenkel

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If it matters, in some years that patch of soil will be nutrient enriched for growing whatever plant you feel like on there.
You don't want to end up with crappy soil with depleted nutrients!


Well shoot I better start burying dead things everywhere.
 

ahenkel

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well these are full grown pain in the ass cats. If was kitties I don't think I'd mind as much
 

JulesMaximus

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Well wild animals are ok plus I have a dog so they don't do a lot of dumping. Oh and the Llamas do this weird shrill noise thing that warns them off.

WTF? :confused: My dog shits just as much as the cat only her crap is twice as big.
 

ahenkel

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What I meant was the dog chases off deer and other wild animals so the wild animals don't have a chance to dump on my property. I have enough animals that crap already.