My kitty likes beer

illusion88

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I hate cats. I hope yours walks to my house so I can squish it's head with a beer mug.






Much preferable to drinking out of a box.
 

dxkj

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Originally posted by: illusion88
I hate cats. I hope yours walks to my house so I can squish it's head with a beer mug.






Much preferable to drinking out of a box.

? Are you mentally unbalanced?
 

LookingGlass

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Originally posted by: illusion88
I hate you too. I hope you walk into my house so I can squish your head with my beer mug.






Much preferable to drinking out of a box.

FIXED.

Cute cat btw.

 

illusion88

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Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: illusion88
I hate cats. I hope yours walks to my house so I can squish it's head with a beer mug.






Much preferable to drinking out of a box.

? Are you mentally unbalanced?

I just like the word squish, and decided this would would be a perfect opportunity to use it.
 

dxkj

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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: illusion88
I hate cats. I hope yours walks to my house so I can squish it's head with a beer mug.






Much preferable to drinking out of a box.

? Are you mentally unbalanced?

I just like the word squish, and decided this would would be a perfect opportunity to use it.

Pretty demented way of using it...

 

illusion88

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Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: illusion88
I hate cats. I hope yours walks to my house so I can squish it's head with a beer mug.






Much preferable to drinking out of a box.

? Are you mentally unbalanced?

I just like the word squish, and decided this would would be a perfect opportunity to use it.

Pretty demented way of using it...

Dementia (from Latin demens) is progressive decline in cognitive function due to damage or disease in the brain beyond what might be expected from normal aging. Particularly affected areas may be memory, attention, language and problem solving, although particularly in the later stages of the condition, affected persons may be disoriented in time (not knowing what day, week, month or year it is), place (not knowing where they are) and person (not knowing who they are). ...


I just had a catscan not too long ago and i'm not sick.
I'm also only 20! :Q
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: illusion88
I hate cats. I hope yours walks to my house so I can squish it's head with a beer mug.






Much preferable to drinking out of a box.

? Are you mentally unbalanced?

I just like the word squish, and decided this would would be a perfect opportunity to use it.

I think what illusion88 meant to say was "Yes."
 

dxkj

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These kittens scratch me up like mofos... is there any alternative to taking them and getting them declawed? I try to play with them and they hook their little nails into me and rip me open.... both my wife and I have had blood floowing freely a number of times
 

Bozono

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Let him drink all the beer he wants. That way when you decide he's fattened up enough he'll taste unlike any other.
 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: dxkj
These kittens scratch me up like mofos... is there any alternative to taking them and getting them declawed? I try to play with them and they hook their little nails into me and rip me open.... both my wife and I have had blood floowing freely a number of times

Yes, it is called manual labor. Your skin will get thicker and tougher. My cousin's pychotic cat likes to rub up against people until they pet it, and then after about 15 seconds of petting it will bite/scratch them. It got pissed off when it attacked my hand, because I didnt react. But it's not for everyone :p