my kid ratted me out to her teacher

[JEDIYoda]

tbh, im actually a great dad. my kids all have those 'greatest dad in the world tshirts'. --- bought by you of course.... and fausto, shut that hole in your face. why do u always assume i troll? give me a break.

you are all correct though. my kid is awesome. smartest in class, good citizenship, high praises from teachers. i may have to take them to chuckecheese this week

You mean they may have to TAKE YOU TO CHUCKECHEESE....

 

[Dallascisco]

fail........

 

[zinfamous]

well she was assigned a homework where she's supposed to collect data by asking adults certain questions. i told her to just make up some answers and turn it in, no one's going to check.

today, she turned it in, but then decided to ask the teacher for a new homework paper. teacher asked why. she said 'my dad told me to make up the answers and i did and i don't feel right about that'. wtf? now the teacher is going to think i'm such a loser. wonder how i'm going to look her straight in the eyes on parent teacher conference night 🙁

/FML

Is this a parody, or do you just suck as a parent?

 

[Fausto]

Is this a parody, or do you just suck as a parent?

Yes.

 

[qliveur]

Seems your kid is more loyal to the state than she is to you.

 

[Markbnj]

But how can he suck as a parent when his kid did the right thing?

Warning, feedback loop imminent. Evacuate the area.

 

[SandEagle]

i'm an asom dad. i have another story that just happened yesterday. maybe i'll create another thread, maybe i won't. some of you guys are just rude and do not know how to contribute to a thread

 

[alkemyst]

holy crap, parenting fail.