my joke of the day

[OutHouse]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

 

[Exterous]

3.5/10

 

[imported_LoKe]

0/10, but it had potential.

 

[yankeesfan]

Not enough of a lead-in.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

I smiled

 

[narcotic]

7/10

 

[Beev]

Meh.

 

[SSSnail]

The man should have retorted with something along the line of "...tastes like dirt..."

 

[JEDIYoda]

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[ViviTheMage]

hmmm

dont do that jedi :/

 

[Dirigible]

That joke is maybe not so good.

 

[TallBill]

Wow, that was horrible. If I was 10 I might have smiled only because I would have vaguely know what you were talking about.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Weak and ridiculously easy to top:

Ridiculously shy guy and his ridiculously shy girlfriend are about to have sex for the first time. Since they are both ridiculously shy, they turn off the lights, take off their clothes and lie naked next to each other on the bed, waiting for the other to initiate the good stuff. Finally, ridiculously shy guy decides to be a man and do something about it. He asks his girlfriend, "Stick out your left hand." Trembling, she does so. He takes her soft, shaky hand and places it on his penis. She grips it and says, "We better save the cigarette for after the sex."

/ducks to avoid rotten tomatoes

 

[SlowSpyder]

OP, I have read many of your jokes. You are kind of like an online popsicle stick.

 

[DainBramaged]

lol

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
OP, I have read many of your jokes. You are kind of like an online popsicle stick.

:laugh:

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Not enough of a lead-in.

 

[potoba]

2/10