my joke of the day

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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what did the egg say to the hot water?


-- it may take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick.



 

NuclearNed

Raconteur
May 18, 2001
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>point wand at this thread

Your wand begins to hum slightly.

>cast EXPICRAP

A low disembodied voice says "SUCKAGE BEGONE." Your wand briefly glows with the light of a thousand suns. Suddenly the wand, overwhelmed by the magnitude of the suckage in this thread, explodes into a million brilliant sparks, each of which quickly fades into the inky darkness. It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
 

randay

Lifer
May 30, 2006
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So what did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning!
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
>point wand at this thread

Your wand begins to hum slightly.

>cast EXPICRAP

A low disembodied voice says "SUCKAGE BEGONE." Your wand briefly glows with the light of a thousand suns. Suddenly the wand, overwhelmed by the magnitude of the suckage in this thread, explodes into a million brilliant sparks, each of which quickly fades into the inky darkness. It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Ned for the threadsave!
 

Journer

Banned
Jun 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
>point wand at this thread

Your wand begins to hum slightly.

>cast EXPICRAP

A low disembodied voice says "SUCKAGE BEGONE." Your wand briefly glows with the light of a thousand suns. Suddenly the wand, overwhelmed by the magnitude of the suckage in this thread, explodes into a million brilliant sparks, each of which quickly fades into the inky darkness. It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

:laugh:
 

compnovice

Diamond Member
Jun 18, 2005
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Originally posted by: randay
So what did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning!

I like this better...