My joke for today!

[DarkKnight69]

A man and a woman both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room with a stranger, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied.

"Get your own damn blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

[toekramp]

sssssssucks

 

[GasX]

A few more carriage returns and this would actually be funny.

Actually, more changes than that are needed.

1. The woman should be asking for the blanket
2. The man propositions the woman
3. The man says get your own dam blanket and farts

 

[Agnostos Insania]

Haha, I enjoyed the punchline for some reason. I guess I have some immaturity that just can't be cured with time. It was the "he farted" that got me.

 

[sswingle]

It was ok...the first time I read it.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Agnostos Insania
Haha, I enjoyed the punchline for some reason. I guess I have some immaturity that just can't be cured with time. It was the "he farted" that got me.

Me too....that's the way it is. 😀

 

[ondarkness]

lol

 

[bigrash]

you're right. it sucked

 

[JackOfHearts]

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepened each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."