- Dec 28, 1999
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This could have already been posted, but I just got it in an e-mail and thought it was cute. I'm getting ready to leave in a while, but wanted to share it. 
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the
dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?"asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad,
may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I
asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to
come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline,
and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said,
Okay, that should take care of that problem. You
can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only
go one time around the block." The little
girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no
dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked,
"Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She
ran out of gas about halfway around the block, so
another dog is pushing her home."
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the
dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?"asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad,
may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I
asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to
come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline,
and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said,
Okay, that should take care of that problem. You
can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only
go one time around the block." The little
girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no
dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked,
"Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She
ran out of gas about halfway around the block, so
another dog is pushing her home."
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