my joke for the day

[OutHouse]

a woman goes to make a confession.

"father, my boyfriend made passionate love to me 7 times last night"

the priest thinks about it and replies with

"go home and squeeze the juice of 5 lemons in a glass and drink it"

the woman says
"will that wash away my sins and stop me from going to hell"?

priest:

"No, but it will wipe that smile off your face"

:laugh:

 

[Safeway]

3/10

Edit: The punchline should have been: "No, but it will get that taste out of your mouth.", or something dirty along those lines.

 

[George P Burdell]

5/10

 

[FP]

2.5/10

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Safeway
3/10

Edit: The punchline should have been: "No, but it will get that taste out of your mouth.", or something dirty along those lines.

there was no indication of oral sex, so that wouldn't make sense.

 

[jadinolf]

You get a jadinolf "6".

 

[ViviTheMage]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 4.31

 

[KarenMarie]

not bad.