My joke for the day! Post yours!

[codeyf]

Keep em (somewhat) clean please.

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said,
"Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the d1ck goes underneath the horse not on top."

TGIF

 

[LemonHead]

A Highway Patrolman pulls over a car on the freeway that's only going 40mph.
The driver is a sweet grey-haired grandmotherly woman and with her are 2 other
grandmotherly women sitting in the back seat.

"Good Afternoon Officer!" the lady says, "Did I do something wrong? I certainly hope not?"
"Well, mam" says the Officer, "Do you realize that you were only going 40mph? You're causing
a traffic jam.?

"Oh my!" exclames the lady, "I was just following what was posted on the big sign on the overpass."
"Uh..M'am" says the Officer, "That is the interstate sign, not a speed limit sign. It says you are
on Interstate 40!" The officer then notices that the other 2 women look very pale, with a stone cold expression
on their faces.

"M'am?" the Officer says to the driver, are your friends OK?
"Oh sure!" exclames the driver "They're fine! I just got off the 118!"

 

[pyonir]

If at first you don't succeed, try managment.

(It was on my desk calendar today)

 

[UglyCasanova]

Lol @ Lemonhead's.