My IT helpdesk/support RANT!!!

[TheNinja]

People, we work in a offices that are full of retards, and those retards have to be helped by men with brains. Whose gonna do it? You? You, CEO Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for your lost print job or missing file, and you curse the IT department. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That losing files and having to wait 5 mintues for help, while tragic, probably saved time and money. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves the company thousands of dollars. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that PC support line, you need me on that PC support line. We use words like backup, networking, 19"LCD. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent supporting something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and works under the blanket of the very network that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phillips screwdriver, and install a NIC. Either way, I don't give a damn what response time you think you are entitled to.

 

[suse920]

*slow clap*

 

[yllus]

Guiding the company > installing network cards in worker bee PCs.

Sorry dude.

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
People, we work in a offices that are full of retards, and those retards have to be helped by men with brains. Whose gonna do it? You? You, CEO Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for your lost print job or missing file, and you curse the IT department. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That losing files and having to wait 5 mintues for help, while tragic, probably saved time and money. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves the company thousands of dollars. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that PC support line, you need me on that PC support line. We use words like backup, networking, 19"LCD. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent supporting something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and works under the blanket of the very network that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phillips screwdriver, and install a NIC. Either way, I don't give a damn what response time you think you are entitled to.

I wan't the truth!

 

[Ulfwald]

Pretty good. But I would replace 19" LCD with TCP/IP You start really talking jargon, and it flips peoples lids.

 

[BooGiMaN]

shouldnt you be fixing a connection somewhere instead of comming up with this parody of a movie speech...........well shouldnt ya?

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Pretty good. But I would replace 19" LCD with TCP/IP You start really talking jargon, and it flips peoples lids.

It could be modified to be much better I know. I spend about 2 minutes on it

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: TheNinja
People, we work in a offices that are full of retards, and those retards have to be helped by men with brains. Whose gonna do it? You? You, CEO Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for your lost print job or missing file, and you curse the IT department. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That losing files and having to wait 5 mintues for help, while tragic, probably saved time and money. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves the company thousands of dollars. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that PC support line, you need me on that PC support line. We use words like backup, networking, 19"LCD. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent supporting something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and works under the blanket of the very network that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phillips screwdriver, and install a NIC. Either way, I don't give a damn what response time you think you are entitled to.

I wan't the truth!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: TheNinja
People, we work in a offices that are full of retards, and those retards have to be helped by men with brains. Whose gonna do it? You? You, CEO Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for your lost print job or missing file, and you curse the IT department. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That losing files and having to wait 5 mintues for help, while tragic, probably saved time and money. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves the company thousands of dollars. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that PC support line, you need me on that PC support line. We use words like backup, networking, 19"LCD. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent supporting something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and works under the blanket of the very network that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phillips screwdriver, and install a NIC. Either way, I don't give a damn what response time you think you are entitled to.

I wan't the truth!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

No truth-handler, you! Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!

 

[AmigaMan]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
People, we work in a offices that are full of retards, and those retards have to be helped by men with brains. Whose gonna do it? You? You, CEO Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for your lost print job or missing file, and you curse the IT department. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That losing files and having to wait 5 mintues for help, while tragic, probably saved time and money. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves the company thousands of dollars. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that PC support line, you need me on that PC support line. We use words like backup, networking, 19"LCD. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent supporting something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and works under the blanket of the very network that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phillips screwdriver, and install a NIC. Either way, I don't give a damn what response time you think you are entitled to.

awesome! I loved it!