My ipod has a 14 pound detachable tumor.

[iwearnosox]

Riddle me this, I ordered a 4g ipod from amazon, which shipped a few days ago. Tracking shows it as two packages:

One is 3 pounds. My cerebellum tells me it's an ipod.

Two is 14 pounds, showing as shipped from the same place and delivery to my town at the same time. I made no other purchase with the ipod.

Wha?

 

[wfbberzerker]

its probably sand.

 

[Platypus]

that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

 

[iwearnosox]

Maybe it's a box of 5 more ipods?

 

[ISAslot]

Its the new and inproved lpod battery. Lasts 4 hours now!

 

[notfred]

I had a package delivered to my home this morning that UPS tracking claimed was 0.2lbs. The contents of the package, not including packaging, weigh close to a pound. I actually had my girlfriend open up the package and see that everything was in there.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

I bath with steve jobs. Seriously- he books the same spa I go to, I pass him occassionally. He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes. I've gotten his room once he was done with it, and vice versa.

 

[BigSmooth]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Maybe it's a box of 5 more ipods?

No, only 4 2/3 ipods.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

I bath with steve jobs. Seriously- he books the same spa I go to, I pass him occassionally. He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes.

hot, ever grab his one function mouse under the water?

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

I bath with steve jobs. Seriously- he books the same spa I go to, I pass him occassionally. He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes.

hot, ever grab his one function mouse under the water?

Lol. No, I get the room either before or after him. Never at the same time.

 

[dighn]

no 4g ipod in canada yet

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

bahahaha

 

[brownh2o]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

I bath with steve jobs. Seriously- he books the same spa I go to, I pass him occassionally. He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes.

hot, ever grab his one function mouse under the water?

By that do you mean penis

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

I bath with steve jobs. Seriously- he books the same spa I go to, I pass him occassionally. He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes.

hot, ever grab his one function mouse under the water?

Lol. No, I get the room either before or after him. Never at the same time.

how is he going to show you his panther if you're not together? :brokenheart:

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

I bath with steve jobs. Seriously- he books the same spa I go to, I pass him occassionally. He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes. I've gotten his room once he was done with it, and vice versa.

Well, aren't you better than the rest of us... I'll be more impressed if you can talk him into giving you 30" LCD with the 6800 Ultra video card though.

How old is the daughter, btw? :camera:s if appropriate ?

Oh, I hear gen 4 ipods ship with midgets to show you how to use it best, that's the second package.

 

[imported_Nail]

He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes

She's a fox.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: brownh2o

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

I bath with steve jobs. Seriously- he books the same spa I go to, I pass him occassionally. He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes.

hot, ever grab his one function mouse under the water?

By that do you mean penis

I sure hope so. Otherwise, I'm quite confused (and possibly a little aroused).

 

[konichiwa]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

I bath with steve jobs. Seriously- he books the same spa I go to, I pass him occassionally. He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes. I've gotten his room once he was done with it, and vice versa.

Nice, did you get to lick the seat?

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

I bath with steve jobs. Seriously- he books the same spa I go to, I pass him occassionally. He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes. I've gotten his room once he was done with it, and vice versa.

Well, aren't you better than the rest of us... I'll be more impressed if you can talk him into giving you 30" LCD with the 6800 Ultra video card though.

How old is the daughter, btw? :camera:s if appropriate ?

Oh, I hear gen 4 ipods ship with midgets to show you how to use it best, that's the second package.

Ya know I never tell my stories here because people say crap like that, although I'm sure you're kidding. I couldn't care less, I just thought it was weird.

She's a teenager, not sure of her age. Clearly inappropriate to speak about pics, however.

I doubt he gives any goodies away. His house is just up the road. It's pricey, but pretty modest for what he must be worth. You can drive by now and then and see him hanging out in the front room. I think one of the 49er's quarterbacks used to be his neighbor, or still is...

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Ya know I never tell my stories here because people say crap like that, although I'm sure you're kidding. I couldn't care less, I just thought it was weird.
She's a teenager, not sure of her age. Clearly inappropriate to speak about pics, however.
I doubt he gives any goodies away. His house is just up the road. It's pricey, but pretty modest for what he must be worth. You can drive by now and then and see him hanging out in the front room. I think one of the 49er's quarterbacks used to be his neighbor, or still is...

The whole post was tongue-in-cheek... except for the midget part, that was serious.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Ya know I never tell my stories here because people say crap like that, although I'm sure you're kidding. I couldn't care less, I just thought it was weird.
She's a teenager, not sure of her age. Clearly inappropriate to speak about pics, however.
I doubt he gives any goodies away. His house is just up the road. It's pricey, but pretty modest for what he must be worth. You can drive by now and then and see him hanging out in the front room. I think one of the 49er's quarterbacks used to be his neighbor, or still is...

The whole post was tongue-in-cheek... except for the midget part, that was serious.

I once dated a midget. The sex was great, right up until she got pregnant. On the plus side the abortion was half price.

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

I bath with steve jobs. Seriously- he books the same spa I go to, I pass him occassionally. He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes. I've gotten his room once he was done with it, and vice versa.

Well, aren't you better than the rest of us... I'll be more impressed if you can talk him into giving you 30" LCD with the 6800 Ultra video card though.

How old is the daughter, btw? :camera:s if appropriate ?

Oh, I hear gen 4 ipods ship with midgets to show you how to use it best, that's the second package.

Ya know I never tell my stories here because people say crap like that, although I'm sure you're kidding. I couldn't care less, I just thought it was weird.

She's a teenager, not sure of her age. Clearly inappropriate to speak about pics, however.

I doubt he gives any goodies away. His house is just up the road. It's pricey, but pretty modest for what he must be worth. You can drive by now and then and see him hanging out in the front room. I think one of the 49er's quarterbacks used to be his neighbor, or still is...

Wait, does The Jobs have more than 1 daughter? I know about Lisa, but she would be 20 now.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
that's the care package from apple, it comes with a Von Dutch trucker hat, a faded polo shirt with the collar popped up, and a messenger bag to go along with your new ipod

I bath with steve jobs. Seriously- he books the same spa I go to, I pass him occassionally. He's in the bubble bath with his daughter sometimes. I've gotten his room once he was done with it, and vice versa.

Well, aren't you better than the rest of us... I'll be more impressed if you can talk him into giving you 30" LCD with the 6800 Ultra video card though.

How old is the daughter, btw? :camera:s if appropriate ?

Oh, I hear gen 4 ipods ship with midgets to show you how to use it best, that's the second package.

Ya know I never tell my stories here because people say crap like that, although I'm sure you're kidding. I couldn't care less, I just thought it was weird.

She's a teenager, not sure of her age. Clearly inappropriate to speak about pics, however.

I doubt he gives any goodies away. His house is just up the road. It's pricey, but pretty modest for what he must be worth. You can drive by now and then and see him hanging out in the front room. I think one of the 49er's quarterbacks used to be his neighbor, or still is...

Wait, does The Jobs have more than 1 daughter? I know about Lisa, but she would be 20 now.

To be completely honest I don't know. The place's lobby is off kilter with the spa entrance so I've only seen him and a glimpse of her backside.

It's quite possibly she's 20.

 

[Bootprint]

From what I can find he has 4 daughters.

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Ya know I never tell my stories here because people say crap like that, although I'm sure you're kidding. I couldn't care less, I just thought it was weird.
She's a teenager, not sure of her age. Clearly inappropriate to speak about pics, however.
I doubt he gives any goodies away. His house is just up the road. It's pricey, but pretty modest for what he must be worth. You can drive by now and then and see him hanging out in the front room. I think one of the 49er's quarterbacks used to be his neighbor, or still is...

The whole post was tongue-in-cheek... except for the midget part, that was serious.

I once dated a midget. The sex was great, right up until she got pregnant. On the plus side the abortion was half price.

BOOO!!!!