my incounter with FBI

[blodhi74]

so I showed up for my new job today ... I was early and was sitting in the parking lot for the door to be opened.... was reading a news paper and a dude tapped on my window... identified himself as an FBI agent and asked for my ID..... some white chick saw me stiting there and called the local police and identified me as a threat.... they were cool but it took 4 hours before I could go to work ...... bitter =no .... waste of time =yes

 

[pulse8]

encounter

 

[RbSX]

Grammar and spelling police.

Please correct the spelling violation in your title, it makes baby jesus want to cry.

 

[Yossarian]

how early were you?

 

[dartworth]

are you sure she was white?

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: pulse8
encounter

You beat me goddamnit.

 

[xcript]

Where is the cow hidden right now?

 

[her209]

So what happened to your pants?

 

do you work at a nuclear power plant or a missle silo or what??

usually when someone gets called in for being suspicious a trooper or a rentacop shows up, not the fbi

 

[Heisenberg]

Course he failed to mention the paper he was reading was "Jihad Today"...

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Course he failed to mention the paper he was reading was "Jihad Today"...

lol

 

[dnuggett]

No one else will do it? Alright I`m callin you out....

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Course he failed to mention the paper he was reading was "Jihad Today"...

rofl

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Course he failed to mention the paper he was reading was "Jihad Today"...

 

[klah]

We need a pic of you to see how suspicious you look.

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: klah
We need a pic of you to see how suspicious you look.

Don't do it! He's trying to access your corn hole.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

4 hours? Couldn't your boss just vouch for you when s/he showed up? Or were you 4 hours early?

 

[JustinGoodie]

Originally posted by: jntdesign
do you work at a nuclear power plant or a missle silo or what??

usually when someone gets called in for being suspicious a trooper or a rentacop shows up, not the fbi

yeah... no sh!t.... where in the hell do you work???

...

when i go to work early (seldom happens) i just sit in my car and wait for a manager to get there and open the door... if the FBI (or even the city cops for that matter) started taking an interest in what happened in our parking lot, we would definitely have a few less employees

 

[MacBaine]

Shens

 

[element]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Course he failed to mention the paper he was reading was "Jihad Today"...

You sure it wasn't The Terrorist Tribune? The Holy War Herald? The Infidel Inquirer? Or The Hijacker Herald?

 

[BillGates]

He probably works at Dunkin Donuts... Local police became upset that the store couldn't open even though there was an employee ready to work. The rage and sadness the local force felt made them helpless and they had to call the big boys in to investigate further.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Suspicious still. He hasn't responded.

 

[Mo0o]

Someone needs an encounter with the dictionary

 

[CanOWorms]

Why did it take 4 hours?

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Suspicious still. He hasn't responded.

the fbi has him in custody