My Idea of a All Around Real Woman

[Perknose]

Salma Hayek. :wub:

^^^ Read it and dare to disagree. :biggrin:

Two more reasons:

 

[OCGuy]

Wow...those eyelashes arent anywhere near even. And she is wearing makeup....probably looks like shrek in the morning.

/ATOT

 

[88keys]

That girl is nowhere near pretty. Just average at best because the women I date are way prettier and I'm sure everyone here feels the same way.

 

[Perknose]

I hope at least one poster reads the damn article. I'm an optimist.

 

[Printer Bandit]

her accent is a boner killer.

 

[JManInPhoenix]

Too lazy to read the article. But I have always like her

 

[Rakehellion]

 

[BoberFett]

I don't see eye-to-eye with Perknose on much, but on Salma Hayek I have no choice but to agree. She's about as perfect as women come.

 

[Mixolydian]

My idea of an all-around real woman is one who's strong-willed, not afraid to speak her mind, and able to beat the shit out of any man who tries to get in her way.

 

[Dirigible]

I would have posted my agreement earlier, but I'm not good at one handed typing.

 

[OCGuy]

I hope at least one poster reads the damn article. I'm an optimist.

I have no problem with investing more time than usual for something funny or interesting, but you have to give a better hint as to the potential payout.

I've been burned here too many times, though usually in P&N

Also, do you do lasek by chance?

 

[techs]

Loved her since Dogma and Dusk til Dawn.

She would have made a better Gloria on Modern Family than Sofia Vergera.

Don't forget Salma is now 47.

 

[Pardus]

Don't forget Salma is now 47.

her boobs can only hold out so long. gravity always wins.

 

[MongGrel]

 

[Mai72]

She ugly! They all ugly.

 

[MongGrel]

Say that to my wifes face, she'll probably punch your ass out.

Jen and Penny made a deal if the Bucs won the superbowl that year they'd get tats, and they did.

Frig, former Marine myself and have never gotten any.

:biggrin:

 

[Mixolydian]

Say that to my wifes face, she's probably punch your ass out.

Now that's my kinda woman! :wub:

 

[Perknose]

I have no problem with investing more time than usual for something funny or interesting, but you have to give a better hint as to the potential payout.

The article shows in detail (to me) how Salma Hayek is for real, in a cool, funny, down to earth, solid, unpretentious, forthright, and genuine way . . . in addition to her more obvious talents.

^^^ Feel free to use the above as the cliffs.

 

[phucheneh]

OP has a thing for Mexican transvestites, judging by those awful pics.

 

[MongGrel]

Now that's my kinda woman! :wub:

She's a sweetheart actually, but I'd probably punch the guy in the face, he he.

 

[skyking]

I read the article but it was not necessary. I've always had the hots for her :$

 

[Drako]

I thank God for giving her those breasts!

 

[highland145]

I hope at least one poster reads the damn article. I'm an optimist.

Ha...eff that.

 

[BoomerD]

I quickly browsed the article...found nothing of any value to me...

But Salma Hayek...one of the best things that ever crossed the US/Mexico border. (her and Mexican food) fap fap fap

 

[chimaxi83]

Is it weird that the faint stretch marks on her tits give me insta-wood?

But yeah, she's pretty awesome :thumbsup: