My god a spider did something so poetic...so mission impossible

[spaceman]

i went to flush the downstairs toilet(yellow let it mellow kiddies) and a sipder jumped out onto the toilet seat as i was flushing and it repelled from the rim and was maybe 15cm away from the abyss below.
it hung there, a creature, a creature that can die..stared into the vortex and laughed in its face.

 

[Chiropteran]

Did you get some toilet paper to squish it with?

 

[aidanjm]

then what happened?

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Did you get some toilet paper to squish it with?

no, how could i defy the gods and slay that spider.
he was performing...maybe for me..perhaps for the other spiders just out of my eyesight.

 

[imported_Trippin315]

So did you release it into the wild or is the spider's new home your toilet?

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Trippin315
So did you release it into the wild or is the spider's new home your toilet?

well, i think he has made an abode in the basement bathroom.
fine by me.

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: Trippin315
So did you release it into the wild or is the spider's new home your toilet?

well, i think he has made an abode in the basement bathroom.
fine by me.

Did you name it? Feed it? Are you ready to have a pet?
If it's name is Charlotte, this thread should be locked.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Trippin315

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: Trippin315
So did you release it into the wild or is the spider's new home your toilet?

well, i think he has made an abode in the basement bathroom.
fine by me.

Did you name it? Feed it? Are you ready to have a pet?
If it's name is Charlotte, this thread should be locked.

i have 2.5 pets.
2 bunnies.
and a statue of a goddamned lizard.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: ncircle
well, i think he has made an abode in the basement bathroom.
fine by me.

It's gonna mutate into a monster and eat your brains, then you'll post on ATOT and we'll be like 'pics?'.

 

[Gulzakar]

I was with a friend at work (worked at the same place) and he saw a spider on the lab floor...he atempted to squish it with the bottom of his shoe...

As he lifted his show, the spider was in perfect condition, not a scratch, no a ding. We looked at the bottom of his shoe and there was a little dome on the bottom of his shoe (part of the design).

We let the spider live. Sometimes you just can't help but marvel at the universe.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
then what happened?

bwahahahahahaha

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: Trippin315

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: Trippin315
So did you release it into the wild or is the spider's new home your toilet?

well, i think he has made an abode in the basement bathroom.
fine by me.

Did you name it? Feed it? Are you ready to have a pet?
If it's name is Charlotte, this thread should be locked.

i have 2.5 pets.
2 bunnies.
and a statue of a goddamned lizard.

Was the lizard alive at one time?
Why is that considered a pet?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Gulzakar
I was with a friend at work (worked at the same place) and he saw a spider on the lab floor...he atempted to squish it with the bottom of his shoe...

As he lifted his show, the spider was in perfect condition, not a scratch, no a ding. We looked at the bottom of his shoe and there was a little dome on the bottom of his shoe (part of the design).

We let the spider live. Sometimes you just can't help but marvel at the universe.

ZOMGHAX!

 

[fuzzybabybunny]

Yay!!! I like to leave insects and critters alone too

Live and let live.

 

[fuzzybabybunny]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Gulzakar
I was with a friend at work (worked at the same place) and he saw a spider on the lab floor...he atempted to squish it with the bottom of his shoe...

As he lifted his show, the spider was in perfect condition, not a scratch, no a ding. We looked at the bottom of his shoe and there was a little dome on the bottom of his shoe (part of the design).

We let the spider live. Sometimes you just can't help but marvel at the universe.

ZOMGHAX!

Saving throw!

 

[MisterJackson]

I had one I put in the toilet one time (thought to be a brown recluse, otherwise I leave em alone) and as it flushed he seemed to walk on top of the water. He made it to a partialy dry portion of the porcelain and climbed his way out. When I tried to flush him again he had shot a web to the underside of the toilet seat and hovered there.

I contemplated letting him live seeing as how he was pretty bad ass and all, but I severed his lifeline (the web) and down he went.