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My Goal in Life is to be a Stay at Home Dad

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Princefield2040

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think about how great it would be. Honestly. just sit their with a beer in one hand And the remote in the other

Basically if i was a stay at home dad this would be my


9- Wake up and shower and whatnot

10- Go to IHOP for some Pancakes and bring the baby

11- come home and put the baby to sleep and watch TV

12- Eat lunch, drink a couple beers

2- feed the baby or whatever

2:30- go online and smoke a joint

4- check on baby and then workout

5- Wife comes home. have her make u dinner And just sit there for a while.

6- eat dinner, put baby to sleep for good

7- Do something with the wife

11- have sex with The Wife





Seriously it would be so sweet. u have to do absolutely nothing. That is my goal in life
 
don't forget you can sell your wife's stuff on ebay for some extra money she doesn't have to know about...
 
This is assuming that you'll ever find a woman that actually wants you to touch her, much less have sex with her.
 
Yeah, absolutley nothing, ok.

I challenge you to try it, I imagine you will wish you were working right quick 😀
 
Originally posted by: conjur
This is assuming that you'll ever find a woman that actually wants you to touch her, much less have sex with her.
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He will just give her free IPODS.
 
Yeah, and when she divorces you, she has to pay you alimony. Afterall, you would be accustomed to her bringing in the money and paying for things.
 
Any self-respecting woman would kill you and make it look like an accident for the life insurance money.
 
Originally posted by: Princefield2040
think about how great it would be. Honestly. just sit their with a beer in one hand And the remote in the other

Basically if i was a stay at home dad this would be my


9- Wake up and shower and whatnot

10- Go to IHOP for some Pancakes and bring the baby

11- come home and put the baby to sleep and watch TV

12- Eat lunch, drink a couple beers

2- feed the baby or whatever

2:30- go online and smoke a joint

4- check on baby and then workout

5- Wife comes home. have her make u dinner And just sit there for a while.

6- eat dinner, put baby to sleep for good

7- Do something with the wife

11- have sex with The Wife





Seriously it would be so sweet. u have to do absolutely nothing. That is my goal in life
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Repeat x 365 x 18 = 6570 ---> j00 is teh bored stoner.
 
u posted this morning about getting laid tonight

now ur gonna be a stay at home dad

Good Lord help this kid

edit: btw your vision of your daily routine - it ain't flyin
 
Hhmmmmm. Let me guess. You've never actually stayed at home to clean the house, raise the kids and prepare meals for the family. Try it, it is a longer job than working for pay.


<------- Husband to a stay at home wife.
 
theres nothing wrong with being a stay at home dad, i wouldent mind doing it, it my wife wanted to wkr and had a job that coudl support that then hell im all for it
 
5- Wife comes home. have her make u dinner And just sit there for a while.

so you stay at home and SHE makes dinner? hahah, good luck.

 
Originally posted by: Princefield2040
think about how great it would be. Honestly. just sit their with a beer in one hand And the remote in the other

Basically if i was a stay at home dad this would be my


6 AM- Wake up and shower and whatnot, Change diapers on baby, feed baby, soothe baby from crying

10- Go to IHOP for some Pancakes and bring the baby, Change diapers on baby, feed baby, soothe baby from crying

11- come home and put the baby to sleep and watch TV, Change diapers on baby, feed baby, soothe baby from crying

12- Eat lunch, drink a couple beers, Change diapers on baby, feed baby, soothe baby from crying

2- feed the baby or whatever, Change diapers on baby, feed baby, soothe baby from crying

2:30- go online and smoke a joint, Change diapers on baby, feed baby, soothe baby from crying

4- check on baby and then workout, Change diapers on baby, feed baby, soothe baby from crying

5- Wife comes home. have her make u dinner And just sit there for a while, Change diapers on baby, feed baby, soothe baby from crying

6- eat dinner, put baby to sleep for good, Change diapers on baby, feed baby, soothe baby from crying







Seriously it would be so sweet. u have to do absolutely nothing. That is my goal in life
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fixed 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Anubis
theres nothing wrong with being a stay at home dad, i wouldent mind doing it, it my wife wanted to wkr and had a job that coudl support that then hell im all for it
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Hehe....the voice of inexperience. Watching my daughter 24-7 is waaaaay more tiring than going to work. I have a lot of respect for those who can be home full-time without going insane.

 
I think the same exact thing, but you automatically become the cook and cleaner of the home. not bad if you ask m. That takes minimal time and with left over time you can do what you want.
 
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