My girlfriend wants to watch porn before we get it on sometime

Siva

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My GF said she thought it would be a fun thing to watch porn before we had sex, maybe it would give us new ideas. The question is do I whip out the laptop and say, "right here baby, lets get things started!" or do I pretend I don't have any porn and go out and buy a DVD with her or something? All I know is that women are always trying to trick us, she probably just wants to yell at me for having porn. Women :|


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lightweight

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Why do you have anything to be ashamed of? Let her see the porn that you're interested in watching. If she starts yelling because you have porn, as far as I'm concerned you don't even have to explain anything. I would in fact ignore her as if she said nothing at all about it.
 

Siva

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Originally posted by: quakefiend420
take her out and buy a dvd...also make sure to direct her to the toy section :thumbsup:

OMG BRILLIANT. Two birds, one stone
 

PingSpike

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Say you'll download some stuff, then copy some stuff you think she can handle into a folder on your desktop called porn.
 

Zysoclaplem

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Tell her you have a real sexy idea. How about she shut the hell up, and get on the bed. I swear, you give them an inch, they take a foot. :p

Really though, take her and let her pick out what she likes at an adult video store or something.
 

rh71

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why can't you just tell her you downloaded it that day for the special occasion ?
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: quakefiend420
and if she tries to make you watch gay porn...dump her ass right there in the store :laugh:

That's unless it's lesbian porn. Because that's alright. Male on male is just sick. Am I right boys? Am I right?

 

hypn0tik

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Originally posted by: rh71
why can't you just tell her you downloaded it that day for the special occasion ?

It's hard to say 'I swear baby, I downloaded 80 gigs of pr0n just for you!'

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