"My Girlfriend is a Turd and is Reading My Posts" Thread

[Geekbabe]

Several of my girlfriends post here

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
My girlfriend is a turd....

Have you tried flushing?

The real question is what do you do when she clogs the toilet..

My ex never read my posts. Good thing too, or I'd've been hard-pressed to explain the whole transsexual orgy thing.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd

Originally posted by: BruinEd03

Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd
My girlfriend is a turd and is reading my posts. That's about it. I'm just posting this cuz I know she'll read it. Feel free to flame.

Hey uh...GoodRevrnd's gf...if you really want to get back at him, you should post revealing pics of urself...preferably in a hot swimsuit. That'll teach Mr. GoodRevrnd to post over here!!

-Ed

Hey, if you really want them... just ask.

GoodRevrnd, would you please post pics of Mrs. GoodRevrnd in a hot swimsuit, on this forum! LOL

 

[ElFenix]

i hate my girlfriend, shes such a bitch!

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: wizardLRU

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: pyonir
what's a 'girlfriend'?

someone tell me!

1. a new tool just discovered by man that can do just a good a job as his hand :Q
2. a girl who is a friend

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i hate my girlfriend, shes such a bitch!

Dont talk to your right hand (Rachael) like that... Maybe she's got a little dermatitis but thats solved by using some lotion. :Q

 

[JaneJane]

thats really nasty but we are all jealous creatures and its our nature. She must love you so feel grateful she cares!



Janejane

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged

Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd

Originally posted by: BruinEd03

Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd
My girlfriend is a turd and is reading my posts. That's about it. I'm just posting this cuz I know she'll read it. Feel free to flame.

Hey uh...GoodRevrnd's gf...if you really want to get back at him, you should post revealing pics of urself...preferably in a hot swimsuit. That'll teach Mr. GoodRevrnd to post over here!!

-Ed

Hey, if you really want them... just ask.

GoodRevrnd, would you please post pics of Mrs. GoodRevrnd in a hot swimsuit, on this forum! LOL

He's not married. You want pics of his mother in a hot swimsuit? :Q

 

[zsouthboy]

Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd
My girlfriend is a turd and is reading my posts. That's about it. I'm just posting this cuz I know she'll read it. Feel free to flame.

You must explain this "girlfriend" concept to me. Do you have to pay separately for the sex, or is it a package deal?

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: pyonir
what's a 'girlfriend'?

I think they forgot the .exe, otherwise I dunno

 

[Rudee]

Girlfriend reading your posts eh? Would this be the same girlfriend that you were talking about cheating on a long while back?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Storm

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i hate my girlfriend, shes such a bitch!

Dont talk to your right hand (Rachael) like that... Maybe she's got a little dermatitis but thats solved by using some lotion. :Q

sometimes i think of cheating on her with laurie

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: DaiShan

Originally posted by: pyonir
what's a 'girlfriend'?

I think they forgot the .exe, otherwise I dunno

i already explained it damnit look at my other reply that should put it into perfect sense

 

[LordJezo]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Several of my girlfriends post here

:Q

Pics?

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Storm

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i hate my girlfriend, shes such a bitch!

Dont talk to your right hand (Rachael) like that... Maybe she's got a little dermatitis but thats solved by using some lotion. :Q

sometimes i think of cheating on her with laurie

Ever think of inviting both Laurie and Rachael to the party?