My girlfriend has a surprise for me

[goshdarnindie]

So I am flying to my girlfriends house tonight to visit her for the summer and she says that she has a surprise for me. I know that we are leaving her house to spend time at her parents place in the mountains, so thats not the surprise. I know I keep asking for them to put a hot tub in at the place in the mountains, but I doubt that is the surprise. Hmmm, what do you think it is?

[note]Don't ask for pics because I don't have any in digital form, but if you send a stamped, self-addressed envelope, I'll mail it to you.[note]

 

[thereds]

pics?

oh and I think the surprise is something you'll like...yeehaw cowboy!

 

[bigbootydaddy]

last time i got the "i got a surprise" it was a candle light dinner. nice, but i thought it was allnight nookie...

booty dinner

 

[Jfur]

piercing

 

[Rallispec]

hopefully its a good surprise. I once had a "surprise" and it turned out to be that my g/f was cheating on me.

 

[AaronP]

herpes

 

[iamwiz82]

she could be pregnant!

 

[somethingwitty]

"that's not a woman, that's a *man*, baby!"

 

[Rallispec]

<< she could be pregnant! >>



:Q

 

[kcklla]

<< hopefully its a good surprise. I once had a &quot;surprise&quot; and it turned out to be that my g/f was cheating on me. >>



I have gotten one like this as well, dont like those.

 

[TheAvenger]

another 1 4 pregnant

 

[thereds]

hey set up a poll for this thread!!

 

[EvilYoda]

I've never been surprised by them. Damn bitches.

Maybe she got &quot;bigger&quot;.

 

[Jfur]

when did you last &quot;see&quot; her?

 

[TheAvenger]

Maybe she got &quot;bigger&quot;.

..yeah bigger cause she has a bun in the oven

...hope it's u'rs

 

[goshdarnindie]

That would be one hell of a suprise if she were pregnant. In our relationship, we have been waiting, so if she's pregnant, that means it ain't mine. How long is the waiting period on handguns?

 

[TheAvenger]

, we have been waiting


score 4 u, that's cool.

 

[Jfur]

<< In our relationship, we have been waiting, so...? >>



I think this may be related to the surprise

 

[iamwiz82]

<<

<< In our relationship, we have been waiting, so...? >>



I think this may be related to the surprise >>




DING DING DING

we have a winner!!!


HINT: Barry White!!

 

[AaronP]

even more suprising, she's pregnant by a MOUTAIN GOAT! BAAHHHH

 

[goshdarnindie]

ha, ha. That just gave me an idea for a discussion topic. Look for it in the next few minutes.

&quot;Are you and your girlfriend waiting because you want to, or because you HAVE to?&quot;

 

[flamingelephant]

someones gettin' lucky!

 

[Gibson486]

My girlfriend is killing me with surprises. Next weds....she said she will take me somewhere for a surpeise, but she is not telling me at all!!!!!! I have beeen waiting for 2 months to know, but she will not tell, so I have to wait till weds.

 

[goshdarnindie]

Gibson, is your annivesary coming up or something (better not show up to your surprise empty handed)

 

[DannyLove]

pics?

danny~!