My GI tract is psychic.

DangerAardvark

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I can be out all day and even eat multiple meals without the urge to poop, but once I get home, within 5 minutes it all catches up to me. The time I get home can vary from noon to 5pm. I'm not complaining, since it's awfully nice of my bowels to work around my schedule like that, but it's still a bit strange.
 
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<--- Dump once, pee twice /day. And that lone dump is always 10 minutes after I arrive home (whenever that is).

I posted this so that you guys can get to know me a little better.
 

BrownTown

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You only pee twice a day, do you get enough water and stuff? I pee at least 10 times a day...
 

Leros

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
<--- Dump once, pee twice /day. And that lone dump is always 10 minutes after I arrive home (whenever that is).

I posted this so that you guys can get to know me a little better.

Since we're sharing.

I only poop about every 3-4 days, but they day when I do I go 2-3 times.
 

eLiu

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You guys only poop once a day? Man. I go 2 times usually... been up to 4 or 5 though (no, I wasn't ill).
 

tfinch2

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It's not your bowels that are psychic. It's your brain sending a signal to the muscles saying they can release the shit now because you're home and relaxed.