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My GF 'hinted' that she bought me a limited edition iPOD....

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thirdlegstump

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....but I am not sure if she's telling me the truth. Maybe she's just teasing me or something.

It's supposedly a Marc Jacob's limited edition iPOD that was sold exclusively at a private fashion party. (probably one of the larger capacity versions)

She 'mentioned' that it won't be shipped until April due to customization process or some crap.

ARGH the SUSPENSE!

Promise to have pics when/IF I get it.

Now what should I get her for her upcoming bday? Hmmm........
 
someone who can sexually please her in bed while you are listening to your tunes to drown out the moans that you seem to never be able to get.

MIKE
 
It's going to be pink and green.
You'll love it.

Stud it with swarovski crystals too.
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Sell the iPod and use the money to buy her something?

or

Pearl Necklace.

- M4H
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"Baby, where's that Marc Jacobs iPod I bought you?"
 
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
someone who can sexually please her in bed while you are listening to your tunes to drown out the moans that you seem to never be able to get.

MIKE
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pick me!!
 
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
someone who can sexually please her in bed while you are listening to your tunes to drown out the moans that you seem to never be able to get.

MIKE
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Man, they don't call me the beercan for nothin.
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
....but I am not sure if she's telling me the truth. Maybe she's just teasing me or something.

It's supposedly a Marc Jacob's limited edition iPOD that was sold exclusively at a private fashion party. (probably one of the larger capacity versions)

She 'mentioned' that it won't be shipped until April due to customization process or some crap.
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Translation: She signed up your e-mail for spam, on some "phr33 eyep0ds" site, if you get what I mean. 😛
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
someone who can sexually please her in bed while you are listening to your tunes to drown out the moans that you seem to never be able to get.

MIKE
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Man, they don't call me the beercan for nothin.
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Is that a shaken beer can?
 
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: deathkoba
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
someone who can sexually please her in bed while you are listening to your tunes to drown out the moans that you seem to never be able to get.

MIKE
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Man, they don't call me the beercan for nothin.
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Is that a shaken beer can?
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probably, cuz like the second you open it it explodes.

MIKE
 
Originally posted by: VirtualLarry
Originally posted by: deathkoba
....but I am not sure if she's telling me the truth. Maybe she's just teasing me or something.

It's supposedly a Marc Jacob's limited edition iPOD that was sold exclusively at a private fashion party. (probably one of the larger capacity versions)

She 'mentioned' that it won't be shipped until April due to customization process or some crap.
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Translation: She signed up your e-mail for spam, on some "phr33 eyep0ds" site, if you get what I mean. 😛
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No..What do you mean? She's not one of them idiot type of gals you know. Hell I've never even had to work on her computer for spyware etc. : )
 
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: deathkoba
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
someone who can sexually please her in bed while you are listening to your tunes to drown out the moans that you seem to never be able to get.

MIKE
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Man, they don't call me the beercan for nothin.
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Is that a shaken beer can?
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probably, cuz like the second you open it it explodes.

MIKE
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Hardly. Not that I want to show off my bedroom performance or anything. Even have an ex gf trying to git back wit me cuz I b da marathon man.
 
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
someone who can sexually please her in bed while you are listening to your tunes to drown out the moans that you seem to never be able to get.

MIKE
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PWNED
 
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