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My fvcked up dream

AMCRambler

Diamond Member
In my dream I'm The Rock, you know Dwayne Johnson the wrestler. And I'm in some kind of office, kind of like a waiting room and there's a receptionist there. I think I'm waiting for something or someone but I don't remember what. Then all of a sudden these two guys start crap with me out of no where. They keep going and get me so pissed off I grab them, fold them up, and shove them in one of those big metal garbage cans. At this point the receptionist is just staring at me wide eyed, so I pick the garbage can up over my head and yell at her "Can you SMMMMMMMMMELLLLLLL what The Rock is cookin'?!?!?"

I think it may be time to lay off the Four Cheese Doritos before bed.
 
That sounds like a pretty cool dream. Some of my favorite dreams are ones that involve me having some kind of extraordinary talent like invisibility or the ability to fly or jump really high. I had a weird dream once where I was back at my old high school, and it was transformed into some huge arcade. There were video games everywhere, a bowling alley and I think this was a normal day of classes 😎
 
Originally posted by: andy9o
bah, report back when your dreams have more carnage or boobies, or both!

I'll go get myself another bag of Doritos tonight and see what I can do for you Andy. Maybe the new Salsa ones?
 
Originally posted by: AMCRambler
In my dream I'm The Rock, you know Dwayne Johnson the wrestler. And I'm in some kind of office, kind of like a waiting room and there's a receptionist there. I think I'm waiting for something or someone but I don't remember what. Then all of a sudden these two guys start crap with me out of no where. They keep going and get me so pissed off I grab them, fold them up, and shove them in one of those big metal garbage cans. At this point the receptionist is just staring at me wide eyed, so I pick the garbage can up over my head and yell at her Can you SMMMMMMMMMELLLLLLL what The Rock is cookin'?!?!?"

I think it may be time to lay off the Four Cheese Doritos before bed.

No, I don't know...you actually watch that crap? :roll:

"Can you SMMMMMMMMMELLLLLLL what The Rock is cookin'?!?!?"

Do wrestlers really say stupid sh!t like that?
 
Originally posted by: ironcrotch
was she hot

She was a receptionist and it was a dream. Of COURSE she was hot! I was too filled with rage and blood lust to do anything about it though. Prolly woulda folded her up in the garbage can too.
 
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