- Oct 9, 1999
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Bill has been a friend for about 15 years. He's a nice normal guy. But he has some strange magnetism which attracts the strangest women. Either that, or he turns normal women into wackos. While I've known him....
Got divorced from his wife of 10 years. Wife decided she wanted to live a biker lifestyle instead of a routine suburban life. Lost everything.
Met a girl who he never actually dated, but went to her apartment 3-4 times a week for activities. Lasted 8 months until he broke up because he said she kept demanding more than he was capable of. He told me "I thought 14 times in one week would have been enough for anyone. I'm glad, though, because I need some sleep."
A good friend of his got divorced. About a month after the divorce, his friend's ex called him up wanting to get together. He said he couldn't do that out of respect for his friend. She said that was too bad, because she wanted to sleep with as many of her ex's friends as possible just to upset her ex, and anyway could he recommend any other of her ex's friends who might be interested?
Met another girl who he dated for a few months. Suddenly she wanted to get married but only if they could move to Alaska. He had a good job here, so he said no. She accused him of being boring. He asked if she had ever been to Alaska, and she had not. The reason she wanted to move to Alaska? "There's a lot of room there, and I hate driving in traffic."
Met another girl while going to Cisco school. They dated for a while. She broke up because he passed the exam and she didn't, so she said she didn't want to be with him any more because it made her "feel stupid."
Met another girl and moved in with her. He wanted to get married, she didn't. They broke up. She wanted to get back together. Then she wanted to get married. He didn't. They broke up. They got back together. They got married. Six months later they got divorced. Lost everything. Again.
He moved a few hundred miles away and comes back about every other month to visit. The last two times he visited, he stopped to see a girl he knew (friends). Last weekend was his most recent visit when he spent some time with his family, and went over to say hello to the girl before going back home. She said she was breaking up with him because she didn't want a long-distance relationship.
Even for him, that's a record - a woman breaking up with him before even he knew they were together.
Got divorced from his wife of 10 years. Wife decided she wanted to live a biker lifestyle instead of a routine suburban life. Lost everything.
Met a girl who he never actually dated, but went to her apartment 3-4 times a week for activities. Lasted 8 months until he broke up because he said she kept demanding more than he was capable of. He told me "I thought 14 times in one week would have been enough for anyone. I'm glad, though, because I need some sleep."
A good friend of his got divorced. About a month after the divorce, his friend's ex called him up wanting to get together. He said he couldn't do that out of respect for his friend. She said that was too bad, because she wanted to sleep with as many of her ex's friends as possible just to upset her ex, and anyway could he recommend any other of her ex's friends who might be interested?
Met another girl who he dated for a few months. Suddenly she wanted to get married but only if they could move to Alaska. He had a good job here, so he said no. She accused him of being boring. He asked if she had ever been to Alaska, and she had not. The reason she wanted to move to Alaska? "There's a lot of room there, and I hate driving in traffic."
Met another girl while going to Cisco school. They dated for a while. She broke up because he passed the exam and she didn't, so she said she didn't want to be with him any more because it made her "feel stupid."
Met another girl and moved in with her. He wanted to get married, she didn't. They broke up. She wanted to get back together. Then she wanted to get married. He didn't. They broke up. They got back together. They got married. Six months later they got divorced. Lost everything. Again.
He moved a few hundred miles away and comes back about every other month to visit. The last two times he visited, he stopped to see a girl he knew (friends). Last weekend was his most recent visit when he spent some time with his family, and went over to say hello to the girl before going back home. She said she was breaking up with him because she didn't want a long-distance relationship.
Even for him, that's a record - a woman breaking up with him before even he knew they were together.
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