My friend Rob is bitter. Cheer him up!

Amplifier

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Here's the story. Rob had a bunch of obnoxious things happen to him at once. He was caught at a party with underage drinking and had to waste two days clearing himself. He got a ticket in a horrid speed trap. And then he got in trouble with a misdemenor which ended up on the cover of a local newspaper (embarassing).

He's feeling pretty upset at the world right now. And even though some of the things that happened could have been avoided, try your best to cheer him up!

Compliment him (even though you don't know him), tell him he's da man.

You the man Rob!

-Amp

p.s. Rob's a really cool guy you won't feel bad cheering him up!

p.p.s. If you don't want to cheer rob up then write something mean and cheer him down.


 

imported_Pablo

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Rob, if I was a UPS driver, I'd give your shipment, and then I'd check out your package. Then I'd giggle.
 

Jhill

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
Come on guys, he's reading this now. Someone say something nice!


If he ever turns gay his lover can call him throbert I guess. That's nice.
 

mwmorph

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
Come on guys, he's reading this now. Someone say something nice!

i think you forgot. this is ATOT. decent human emotion in ATOT? heresy i say!
 

Rudee

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Rob, you are worthless and weak. Simply put, you are garbage wrapped in skin.





















j/k ;)
 

TheChort

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If Rob is anything like rbloedow, then you should be in the best position to cheer him up ;)
 

KeyserSoze

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Rob, go read the "bash.org" thread, quite funnay:
Here

That's good for a few laughs. So, is looking in the mirror.

(Sorry, didn't really want to say anything mean. But with all the responses soo far, just had to keep the tone of the thread going the same direction.)



KS