my friend just got owned

[Schadenfroh]

he accidentally left his cell phone over at his GFs house and during the course of the night 5 other girls called him on it. His GF had the pleasure of answering each call.

 

[conjur]

HA ha

 

[robh23]

was he late for his appointments?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

LMFAO

- M4H

 

[DaWhim]

LOL....hope he is not on ATOT or we will see YAGT

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

LOL

 

[Sust]

d'oh!

Did he get the cell phone back at least?

 

[prvteye2003]

hahaha

 

[m0rbid]

So are you worried about this? Or, like most of us, are you bursting out with a good belly laugh?!? bwahahahahhahahah! what a DORK!!

 

[samgau]

Well he's not going to get any for Valentines day.....

 

[dquan97]

someone's going to have to treat his gf extra nice tomorrow

 

[MercenaryForHire]

"But sweetie, I was just trying to organize a Valentine's day surprise party for you! They didn't give their real names because I didn't want to spoil it!"

- M4H

 

[Koing]

They are only girls man. But i they were looking for hook ups he is the busted!

Koing

 

[ThaGrandCow]

(Yo', man) Yo'
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?
(The girl next door, you know) Man
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beloved patriot
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She said our dealy was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me

Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix
Whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein is believin so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
She said our dealy was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin to your reasonin
It makes no sense at all
We should tell her that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked
Bangin' on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Koing
They are only girls man. But i they were looking for hook ups he is the busted!

Koing

"Women are like Voltron - the more you hook up, the better it gets!"

- M4H

 

[FuZoR]

owned!!!! It would probably be easier to explain if this was during the day... but late night calls from 5 girls.. hahaha GoodLuck to your buddy.

 

[zimu]

whoa, that is a problem...

raising the bs flag, but still. i can picture it being an issue

 

[saxophonoia]

pics??

EDIT: of his GF

 

[SoyBoy004]

i dislike seeing things like this happen? why is it such a problem that other girls call this guy? my girlfriend gets pissed when girls call me when they are just friends or old co-workers, whats the big deal? learn to trust your mate!

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: saxophonoia
pics??

EDIT: of his GF

which out of the 6?

 

[LAUST]

Wow, that is owned, I though this was going to be another one of those things that happens everyday deals.

 

[saxophonoia]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: saxophonoia
pics??

EDIT: of his GF

which out of the 6?

haha........maybe 1, 3, and 6 would be okay.

 

[Buttzilla]

oh wow.... man thats pretty bad. even if they were just friends thats still bad.

 

[Ranger X]

<Nelson>
HAW HAW
</Nelson>

 

[NeoPTLD]

Cheating dude and nosey gal.