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My friend is going down under.. and needs help navigating...

The Stigenator

The Stigenator

Lifer
He is going for a conference in australia for a week and then spending another 2 weeks vacationing there.

He wants to know what to do, where to go and what to see.. and oh yeah he wants to find some hot night clubs with hot women he can hook up with.

I think the conference is in Melbourne, and then he is spending time in Sydney and Adelaie and stuff.

I know rossman's wife is an aussie and so is Kassy (oh wait she is from NZ) .. oh well let me know guys..

he is leaving in 3 days.

#1 priority is to find a babe to shag with.. and from what i hear aussie chicks are hot..

 
Prostitution is not illegal in Australia, so he shouldn't have any problem finding a willing woman.

Hell, given enough money even YOU might get some.

Viper GTS
 
well, at the top theres this hood thing, and if you look under it, theres this other thing, and ya wanna tickle that
 
Originally posted by: RishiS
*obligatory joke below*

If he finds bush, he's very close and should go in deeper.
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Tell him to articulate tongue in circular motions...
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Prostitution is not illegal in Australia, so he shouldn't have any problem finding a willing woman.

Hell, given enough money even YOU might get some.

Viper GTS
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Come on Viper...i wouldn't go THAT far.
 
nah I think he wont go the prositution way
but rather use his good looks and american citizenship to get a ticket into bed with an aussie.. he wants to know where the hot clubs are.. he is hoping his guide is a female.. that would be more htan enough but just in case..
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Prostitution is not illegal in Australia, so he shouldn't have any problem finding a willing woman.

Hell, given enough money even YOU might get some.

Viper GTS
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Stay away from the abos.
 
Originally posted by: The_good_guy
nah I think he wont go the prositution way
but rather use his good looks and american citizenship to get a ticket into bed with an aussie.. he wants to know where the hot clubs are.. he is hoping his guide is a female.. that would be more htan enough but just in case..
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Yeah, nothing attracts women more than a US passport!
 
Originally posted by: CanOWorms
Originally posted by: The_good_guy
nah I think he wont go the prositution way
but rather use his good looks and american citizenship to get a ticket into bed with an aussie.. he wants to know where the hot clubs are.. he is hoping his guide is a female.. that would be more htan enough but just in case..
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Yeah, nothing attracts women more than a US passport!
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Get your barings right people...he's NOT going to Central or Southern America...
 
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