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Savarak

Savarak

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Oct 27, 2001
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Draw on his face, the same sort of scruffy looking sideburns and beard as DaviDaVinci, in that pic found in his thread
 
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Kelvrick

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Cut off his penis.

Ok, I don't know why I said that, but color in his ears. Last time I shaped a friend's ears so they looked almost eflish and then I went ahead and drew eyes on his eyelids and gave him a single sideburn.

Then the rest of my friends pulled down his pants and laid a drunk girl on top and took pics for blackmail purposes later on.
 
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Xionide

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Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Cut off his penis.

Ok, I don't know why I said that, but color in his ears. Last time I shaped a friend's ears so they looked almost eflish and then I went ahead and drew eyes on his eyelids and gave him a single sideburn.

Then the rest of my friends pulled down his pants and laid a drunk girl on top and took pics for blackmail purposes later on.
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Awsome. what type of blackmale is that, this guy gets laid more then you type of blackmale. Sorry if this doesnt make sense.

-xionide
 

Originally posted by: Xionide
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Cut off his penis.

Ok, I don't know why I said that, but color in his ears. Last time I shaped a friend's ears so they looked almost eflish and then I went ahead and drew eyes on his eyelids and gave him a single sideburn.

Then the rest of my friends pulled down his pants and laid a drunk girl on top and took pics for blackmail purposes later on.
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Awsome. what type of blackmale is that, this guy gets laid more then you type of blackmale. Sorry if this doesnt make sense.

-xionide
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Well there were some pictures of an unknown male making out with some troll looking girl on my floor last year. That could NOT have been good for him.
 
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Kelvrick

Lifer
Feb 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: Xionide
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
Cut off his penis.

Ok, I don't know why I said that, but color in his ears. Last time I shaped a friend's ears so they looked almost eflish and then I went ahead and drew eyes on his eyelids and gave him a single sideburn.

Then the rest of my friends pulled down his pants and laid a drunk girl on top and took pics for blackmail purposes later on.
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Awsome. what type of blackmale is that, this guy gets laid more then you type of blackmale. Sorry if this doesnt make sense.

-xionide
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Thats evil, and no, we just threaten to expose them to his girlfriend. Also funny when we're all drunk and we let it play out so that the girl later gets in on it and tells him they had sex when they were drunk. Makes for hilarious reactions from him.
 
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phreakah

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Feb 9, 2002
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one time my friend passed out and my buddies and i drew "i am g@y" and pictures of penises all over his face... he woke up the next morning late for a motorcycle class and hurried his way off to class like that :)
 
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dc

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draw some swirly spirals and anger marks on his face. make jigglypuff proud.
 
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AndrewR

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Sometimes it might be good to just be subtle. Take a black, brown or red permanent marker and draw an eraser sized dot on his face. The more you can get it to look like a malignant mole, the better. ;)
 
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