My friend is crazy.

Pex

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So i lose contact with my next door neighbor and best friend about 2 years ago. I'm still cool with his younger brother so I get updates and such through him. He told me my friend met some chick online and was dating her.

She lives in Alabama and we (my friend, his brother, and I) all live in Pennsylvania. My friend had a kick-ass job working for his father as a network admin (his dad is cto) and he was attending the local community college. everything is perfect until he decides to DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, quit his job, and go down to the south to live with his chick. he does just that and his mother went down to convince him to come back up.

So he comes back up and she comes with him...which she does by DROPPING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. everything is fine i guess until they get sloppy and forget to use a condom/pills/whatever and shes pregnant. so my friend being the smart guy he is, decides to get another job as help desk. they move out and he is able to support himself, his girl, and the rent at a nice apartment. here's the kicker...remember they got sloppy? they end up having not one baby, but TWINS. they my friend QUITS HIS JOB because they condescend him or something.

so currently, i having living next to me in a fairly medium-sized house - 2 twins, 2 uneducated teenagers (hes 19 shes like 17 or something) my friend's two brothers, and their mom. the father moved out from a seperation and is currently paying child support. why would you quit your job if you hate it when you know you have to support a family?







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friend quits job/school (hes 19)
friend goes to south for girl he met ONLINE (girl = 17)
girl comes up north and they move into their own place
friend gets new job
girl gets pregnant with twins
friend quits job
they are forced to move back
2 kids just ruined their lives
 

gwlam12

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Why the heck did they even need to drop out of school to begin with? If they want to change locations, just attend school in the new location.
 

Pex

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Originally posted by: gwlam12
Why the heck did they even need to drop out of school to begin with? If they want to change locations, just attend school in the new location.




she doesnt even have a high school diploma! "love" makes people do crazy things i guess.
 

Biggerhammer

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Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a TV
Flagpole Sitta Lyrics: Artist(Band):Harvey Danger
Take comfort in the fact that your taxes will be supporting the wife and kids after the divorce.
 

Unheard

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Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
We have lots of trailers in Tennessee. They're more than welcome here.

No, we have more than enough country music singers/highschool dropouts/just plain retards here in Nashville. I think we'll be fine.
 

Isshinryu

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Originally posted by: Unheard
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
We have lots of trailers in Tennessee. They're more than welcome here.

No, we have more than enough country music singers/highschool dropouts/just plain retards here in Nashville. I think we'll be fine.

Amen.