My friend hates change

[sash1]

I was reading a recent post about a nerdy kid with a future. This isn't a parody... it is a legitimate post.

My friend doesn't like change. Whenever he goes to a store and pays with cash, he always tells the cashier to keep the change.

I don't get why he doesn't like change, he could have so much more money right now if he just didn't hate change.

any advice?






I'll give you advice. Stop with the change threads.


esquared
Anandtech Senior Moderator

 

[FDF12389]

0/10 whether its a parody or not.

 

[slackwarelinux]

tell him to be a jerk and pay with checks, that way he won't get any change back

 

[hdeck]

awful. unoriginal. lock.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Lock. WTF is going on here?

 

[RichardE]

Tell him to save up his change and buy some diesel jeans

Life changing idea

 

[BoomerD]

Another dumb-ass discovers the intarweb.

 

[Bignate603]

The parodies are terrible today.

 

[destrekor]

this is going to end up like the number parody. except for this one, I have nothing good to contribute and so I'm not gonna get myself banned this time around.

 

[nageov3t]

I really want to make a parody thread about my friend popping out of an air conditioner but I think I'd get banned

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: loki8481
I really want to make a parody thread about my friend popping out of an air conditioner but I think I'd get banned

Friend who has no life and hates change who got his dieseal jeans ruined by a mouse popping out of an air conditioner that proceeded to tip over a plate of thawing bulk beef?


I dare ya! :Q

 

[rezinn]

Who gives a damn? You're acting like a woman. If he's your friend and is a good guy it shouldn't matter what he does with his money.

I know someone who is similar to that but not as bad. They just take longer to save up, and it isn't hurting anyone so I don't care,

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: RichardE
Tell him to save up his change and buy some diesel jeans

Life changing idea

good idea, i'll pass it on. i'm sure my friend can save up a few $100 in quarters and dimes

 

[irishScott]

:music:California. Super cool to the homeless.:music:

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: sash1

Originally posted by: RichardE
Tell him to save up his change and buy some diesel jeans

Life changing idea

good idea, i'll pass it on. i'm sure my friend can save up a few $100 in quarters and dimes

is he storing them in an alternator-sized container?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Bignate603
The parodies are terrible today.

I agree. the title should be $4.32

 

[MotF Bane]

ATOT fails today.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
ATOT fails every day.

fixed

parodies on this forum have a 99.99999999999999999999999999% fail rate.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
ATOT fails every day.

fixed

parodies on this forum have a 99.99999999999999999999999999% fail rate.

indeed.

though its odd that all of a sudden, parodies happen in large numbers and everyone gets banned.

Thread title should totally be a dollar amount.

 

[thehstrybean]

This fails on epic scales that even Homer would bow in awe at...