this friday i drove to meet my parents, grandma and aunt at a restaurant in a strip mall. i arrived first and drove around the parking lot where there were not many open spots. i notice a woman sitting in here car half parked in one spot and half parked in another (she is the red car in the diagram and i am the black car). i pull in as far as i can and motion for her to back up. she gives me a 'i am clueless' look and shakes her head no so i motion for her to back up with both hands. her response is the same so i roll down my window and politely ask her to back into the parking spot so i can pull in. at this point she says no and cops an attitude so i then ask here to 'back into the d@mn parking spot'. her response is "dont you curse at me" and "i am not moving because you cursed at me". i then state "you want cursing, how about fvck you b1tch" and then i cursed her out some more.
sometime around this point she is calling someone on her cell phone. she then informed me that she had called the cops and was waiting for them to come. after sitting in my car for several minutes i decided it was a good idea to find another open spot so the crazy lady does not key my car. i then walk to the entrance of the restaurant and there is an employee from the cingular wireless store there who tells me that she is lucky it wasnt him or he would have gone ballistic on her. my father walks up at that time and when i was telling him what was going on the cops pull in behind the crazy lady. i walk to the cop car and explain what happened. when i told the cop i cursed at her, he then asked if i cursed at her, and i said "yes i did but i did not threaten her and there were no laws broken" at which point he said ok, have a good evening. she then proceeded to bark at the cops for another 15 minutes.
i havent had the cops called on me since college, lol.
sometime around this point she is calling someone on her cell phone. she then informed me that she had called the cops and was waiting for them to come. after sitting in my car for several minutes i decided it was a good idea to find another open spot so the crazy lady does not key my car. i then walk to the entrance of the restaurant and there is an employee from the cingular wireless store there who tells me that she is lucky it wasnt him or he would have gone ballistic on her. my father walks up at that time and when i was telling him what was going on the cops pull in behind the crazy lady. i walk to the cop car and explain what happened. when i told the cop i cursed at her, he then asked if i cursed at her, and i said "yes i did but i did not threaten her and there were no laws broken" at which point he said ok, have a good evening. she then proceeded to bark at the cops for another 15 minutes.
i havent had the cops called on me since college, lol.
