My freaking big mac is ruined.

Twista

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Since when does A big mac come with ketchup??????? WHAT THE FOOKEN HELL!

2 All beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

Where the fu*k does it say ketchup up in that song?
 

Eli

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I don't like McDonalds burgers for exactly this reason, so I would have assumed it did come with ketchup.

Gross(on burgers).
 

Twista

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Eww the special sauce plus the overload of ketchup is just nasty.
 

Chronoshock

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It should definitely not have ketchup.

Approach the employees and scream "And that is why you work at fast food!" then storm out
 

Twista

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Im forcing this baby down. It wouldve been okay if it was only on 1 patty. I could wipe it off........ but nope its on both patties mixed in with the sauce.
 

gorcorps

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Originally posted by: Twista
Im forcing this baby down. It wouldve been okay if it was only on 1 patty. I could wipe it off........ but nope its on both patties mixed in with the sauce.

That's weird... I hope this isn't a permanent thing they're doing on purpose
 

dud

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FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.
 

Twista

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Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.

Exit Stage Left
 

Chronoshock

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Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.

People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.

People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.


Au contraire, anyone who eats at McDonald's except in a dire emergency is an idiot, moron, fool, or on a suicide mission. Their food is not only not good for you, but there is not a single item on their menu that doesn't suck ass.
 

Skeeedunt

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Originally posted by: Baked
That's why In N Out Double Double > Big Mac.

Because they don't accidentally put ketchup on it? I'm glad you don't keep these brilliant insights all to yourself.
 

lxskllr

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I like McDonalds food. They're my favorite fast food burger joint. My biggest problem with them is that they way over use condiments. Everything's swimming in whatever topping goes on the item.
 

XZeroII

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.

People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.


Au contraire, anyone who eats at McDonald's except in a dire emergency is an idiot, moron, fool, or on a suicide mission. Their food is not only not good for you, but there is not a single item on their menu that doesn't suck ass.

For a "happy puppy", you sure aren't very happy. Maybe the mods should change your name to "sick and twisted puppy".
 

CKent

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ATers are really finicky. If any of you actually ate some food without crying about it once in a while you might not be 6'2" and 125 lb.
 

lxskllr

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Originally posted by: CKent
ATers are really finicky. If any of you actually ate some food without crying about it once in a while you might not be 6'2" and 125 lb.

I'm 6'4" 220# :^P
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.

People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.


Au contraire, anyone who eats at McDonald's except in a dire emergency is an idiot, moron, fool, or on a suicide mission. Their food is not only not good for you, but there is not a single item on their menu that doesn't suck ass.

So since you apparently don't eat at McDonald's what's your excuse?
 

Greenman

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Originally posted by: CKent
ATers are really finicky. If any of you actually ate some food without crying about it once in a while you might not be 6'2" and 125 lb.

I'd bet pretty long odds that 5'2" is a lot closer to average around here.
 
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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.

People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.


Au contraire, anyone who eats at McDonald's except in a dire emergency is an idiot, moron, fool, or on a suicide mission. Their food is not only not good for you, but there is not a single item on their menu that doesn't suck ass.

Horrible comeback.

And to the OP, it's probably just a freak accident. The worker probably accidentally put ketchup on it. Big Macs do not come with ketchup. This has not changed.
 

dud

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Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.

People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.


If I had nothing to do with you I wouldn't give a (fill in the blank) rat's ass. Unfortunately we are both citizens of the same overweight, out-of-shape bloated country. My taxes pay your medical bills while yours pay mine. I give a fu^$%$ing damn.

If you don't give a rat's ass about your health then go to some 4th world country, curl up and you get the picture.

Fu&%^$ing morons like you have absolutely no fu**&%ing clue. Go spend some time in the hospital or nursing home and watch someone you've loved for your whole life die in your arms and then you piece of shit annoying (fill in the blank) will FINALLY understand that YOU and only YOU are responsible for YOUR health. If you decide to eat shit like McDonald's then my (fill in the blank) taxes should not go to keep your sorry ass alive because you chose to fill your sorry ass with this shit.

Have I made myself clear?
 

Chronoshock

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Originally posted by: dud
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.

People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.


If I had nothing to do with you I wouldn't give a (fill in the blank) rat's ass. Unfortunately we are both citizens of the same overweight, out-of-shape bloated country. My taxes pay your medical bills while yours pay mine. I give a fu^$%$ing damn.

If you don't give a rat's ass about your health then go to some 4th world country, curl up and you get the picture.

Fu&%^$ing morons like you have absolutely no fu**&%ing clue. Go spend some time in the hospital or nursing home and watch someone you've loved for your whole life die in your arms and then you piece of shit annoying (fill in the blank) will FINALLY understand that YOU and only YOU are responsible for YOUR health. If you decide to eat shit like McDonald's then my (fill in the blank) taxes should not go to keep your sorry ass alive because you chose to fill your sorry ass with this shit.

Have I made myself clear?

Yes, everyone who eats at McDonalds is hospitalized. :disgust:
Your posts do a better job of mocking you than an long winded reply could, so I'll leave it at that.