My fortune cookie

[Ns1]

This is new

 

[Ns1]

Link fail

http://twitpic.com/1ml3dj

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

lol, spaceman

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I used to go to this chinese joint once or twice a month or more for a while. I'd straight up hit on the waitress every time. She was awesome and had my order memorized so by the time I walked in the door my food would be getting prepared by the time I have a seat. During that time all of my fortunes said something like. "Make the move, before it's too late." "Somebody is genuinely interested in you." And many others like those for about 6 months straight. Then they stopped one day, I also stopped going in but maybe once every few months. I always wanted to ask her if she was intentionally giving me those fortunes. Then I went in 1 day and realized she was pregnant so I rarely go back there. I wish I would have made a move, she was one very hot asian chick.

 

[destrekor]

"After readying the every emotion, I see some understanding peer entering realm."

After throwing that into an English-Russian translator a few times back and forth, I got: "After training, every emotion, I see some understanding peer input field."
lol

 

[Fritzo]

I've never seen a red X in a box inside of a fortune cookie before.

 

[Schadenfroh]

"Enjoy that meal, it might be your last"

 

[Rastus]

... in bed.

 

[gaidensensei]

Honest Chinglish translation, just cause I'm sure you wanted a real chinese fortune.

Just using the sentence structure in chinese and rewording it in english:

"Once a man has been through much of life's experiences, they will finally come to an understanding of it all at some point in time."

 

[Ken g6]

> inventory
You have the Every Emotion.
> ready the every emotion.
The Every Emotion is ready.
> look
You see some understanding peer entering realm.