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My fitness joke

moonbogg

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Jan 8, 2011
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I haven't worked out for about 3 weeks. My wife walks in and sees me eating a huge bowl of ice cream with cookies lining the rim and asks, "OMG what are you doing!?" I said, "Working on my before picture"

::cue laughter::
 

Scarpozzi

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That sounds like me carb loading the day before I signed up for my marathon.
 

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