My first Joke thread.

[Ulfwald]

Why do women not have any brains?



Because they do not have a penis to keep it in.



My wife told me this one.

 

[bigrash]

don't quit your day job

 

[Umberger]

0/10

 

[Ulfwald]

I won't. Like I said, my wife told me this one. My father taught my son a joke today as well.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You blow a boogie in it.

Pretty cute for a 3 year old.

 

[OdiN]

stupid worthless joke....sounds like something a woman would come up with.

 

[darkxshade]

The joke sucks because in an attempt to insult the man, she insults the women too. 2/10

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

I think if someone told me this in real life I'd laugh pretty hard... at them, not the joke.

 

[KarenMarie]

sorry... not a funny joke.

🙂

 

[hypn0tik]

Women suck at teh jokes.

 

[l Xes l]

404 Joke Not Found

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Why do women not have any brains?



Because they do not have a penis to keep it in.



My wife told me this one.

Hey, when you've got a big brain, you need a vessel suitably sized..

😀

 

[George P Burdell]

wow, that SUCKED!