So I went out to a neighborhood bar the other night. They do karaoke there, so I did a couple songs, had a couple drinks, generally a good time. Decided to leave around 1:00. As I'm walking to the door this obviously drunk girl grabs my arm and pulls me over to her:
Her: Can I go home with you? (slurring a bit)
Me: uhm ... wha ... err ... what was that??
Her: I want to go home with you.
Me: (looking around for the candid camera team/boyfriend/etc.)uhm ... no ... I don't think so
Her: (looking disapointed) Oh, Ok
Gotta be among the strangest things that ever happened to me 😕 I don't even recall seeing her before - I certainly didn't talk to her. I didn't think about it at the time, but maybe I should've given her a ride to her home so some ass wouldn't cause her grief. I hope somebody was looking out for her - my brain kinda vapor-locked.
FWIW, she was kinda cute, probably mid 20s (I'm 36). No pics.
And yea, it's every guys wet dream right out of penthouse letters, but no regrets here - that situation was just to wierd for me. And yes, I was definitely sober at that time.
Her: Can I go home with you? (slurring a bit)
Me: uhm ... wha ... err ... what was that??
Her: I want to go home with you.
Me: (looking around for the candid camera team/boyfriend/etc.)uhm ... no ... I don't think so
Her: (looking disapointed) Oh, Ok
Gotta be among the strangest things that ever happened to me 😕 I don't even recall seeing her before - I certainly didn't talk to her. I didn't think about it at the time, but maybe I should've given her a ride to her home so some ass wouldn't cause her grief. I hope somebody was looking out for her - my brain kinda vapor-locked.
FWIW, she was kinda cute, probably mid 20s (I'm 36). No pics.
And yea, it's every guys wet dream right out of penthouse letters, but no regrets here - that situation was just to wierd for me. And yes, I was definitely sober at that time.