My first groupie??

[Armitage]

So I went out to a neighborhood bar the other night. They do karaoke there, so I did a couple songs, had a couple drinks, generally a good time. Decided to leave around 1:00. As I'm walking to the door this obviously drunk girl grabs my arm and pulls me over to her:

Her: Can I go home with you? (slurring a bit)
Me: uhm ... wha ... err ... what was that??
Her: I want to go home with you.
Me: (looking around for the candid camera team/boyfriend/etc.)uhm ... no ... I don't think so
Her: (looking disapointed) Oh, Ok

Gotta be among the strangest things that ever happened to me I don't even recall seeing her before - I certainly didn't talk to her. I didn't think about it at the time, but maybe I should've given her a ride to her home so some ass wouldn't cause her grief. I hope somebody was looking out for her - my brain kinda vapor-locked.

FWIW, she was kinda cute, probably mid 20s (I'm 36). No pics.
And yea, it's every guys wet dream right out of penthouse letters, but no regrets here - that situation was just to wierd for me. And yes, I was definitely sober at that time.

 

[brigden]

Give me your Man Card.

 

[yllus]

You're broken.

 

[Anubis]

i would have done the same thing

 

[chrisms]

I'm sorry but you're going to need to turn in your testicles now.

EDIT: You were sober so I guess that was the right thing to do. Had you been drunk, it would be another story

 

[destined]

Originally posted by: brigden
Give me your Man Card.

and i'll take all your backup copies also.

 

[MustangSVT]

well. I guess you are going back there again and cleaning ur house before you go

 

[UNCjigga]

Perhaps you should've taken her to her place, dropped her off and made sure she got in okay and then left? That would be the gentlemanly thing to do!

 

[Mo0o]

Looks like you're getting old

 

[Baked]

Take rusty dulled knife and cut off your balls.

 

[MX2]

I think you did the right thing, and I applaud you for it:thumbsup:

 

[Colt45]

I think you forgot to hit it.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: MX2times
I think you did the right thing, and I applaud you for it:thumbsup:

Seconded. :thumbsup:

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Perhaps you should've taken her to her place, dropped her off and made sure she got in okay and then left? That would be the gentlemanly thing to do!

Yep - I thought about that after the fact. Even mentioned it in the first post.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: MX2times
I think you did the right thing, and I applaud you for it:thumbsup:

Seconded. :thumbsup:

thirded :thumbsup:

and ive actually been sh!t faced and done the same thing, my idea of a good time is not picking up a wasted person at a bar for a night that one or both parties will not remember

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: MX2times
I think you did the right thing, and I applaud you for it:thumbsup:

Seconded. :thumbsup:

thirded :thumbsup:

and ive actually been sh!t faced and done the same thing, my idea of a good time is not picking up a wasted person at a bar for a night that one or both parties will not remember

Isn't this the reason people buy alcohol?

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Perhaps you should've taken her to her place, dropped her off and made sure she got in okay and then left? That would be the gentlemanly thing to do!

yeah. do that.

that way she'll learn her lesson and wont be slutty with strangers ever again

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: MX2times
I think you did the right thing, and I applaud you for it:thumbsup:

Actually, IMO...the right thing to do would have been to drop her off at her place, made sure she got home and then gone home himself...or at least make sure someone there was taking care of her.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: MX2times
I think you did the right thing, and I applaud you for it:thumbsup:

Seconded. :thumbsup:

thirded :thumbsup:

and ive actually been sh!t faced and done the same thing, my idea of a good time is not picking up a wasted person at a bar for a night that one or both parties will not remember

Isn't this the reason people buy alcohol?

iu dont thinki have ever gone out drinking with the intent to hook up with someone while drunk, actually now that im not in college I hardly drink at all

 

[tec699]

haha

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: MX2times
I think you did the right thing, and I applaud you for it:thumbsup:

Seconded. :thumbsup:

thirded :thumbsup:

and ive actually been sh!t faced and done the same thing, my idea of a good time is not picking up a wasted person at a bar for a night that one or both parties will not remember

Isn't this the reason people buy alcohol?

iu dont thinki have ever gone out drinking with the intent to hook up with someone while drunk, actually now that im not in college I hardly drink at all

Then you've never experienced the joy of the morning "Oh my god she didn't look that ugly last night" sneak-out, the "I don't know her name" awkward goodbye, or the "What the hell are these bumps" doctors visit?

 

[MisterCornell]

Good for you, loser.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: MX2times
I think you did the right thing, and I applaud you for it:thumbsup:

Seconded. :thumbsup:

thirded :thumbsup:

and ive actually been sh!t faced and done the same thing, my idea of a good time is not picking up a wasted person at a bar for a night that one or both parties will not remember

Isn't this the reason people buy alcohol?

iu dont thinki have ever gone out drinking with the intent to hook up with someone while drunk, actually now that im not in college I hardly drink at all

Then you've never experienced the joy of the morning "Oh my god she didn't look that ugly last night" sneak-out, the "I don't know her name" awkward goodbye, or the "What the hell are these bumps" doctors visit?

IMO that != Joy

 

[shimsham]

if she did that to you, think of how many other times she may have approached a stranger and they took her up on the offer. no telling what could be crawling around down there.

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: brigden
Give me your Man Card.

Taking someone elses won't make you a man.