My first gambling experience....

[Futher]

I went to an 18+ casino today with $300. I always go into things like this intending to lose. After an hour or so, I was down 200 bucks. Right before I decided to quit, I put in another 20 bucks and hit for $1200! From then on it was all uphill and I ended up leaving with all my money plus 2 grand. I now love slot machines =)

 

[edro]

Shens.

 

[warcrow]

Oh crap, he's got the fever. Better not take any creditcards with you, bro.

 

[RobCur]

2 grand is not going to last forever :thumbsdown:
go back and try for 4000, then 8000 and so forth...
you might lose all but hell's that gambling 101 for you

 

[Noirish]

slot = lose.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: Noirish
slot = lose.

not if you play them right. a friend of mine knows how they work or something and can take $200 to a casino and come back with a few grand. every single time he goes too

too bad the bastard won't tell me the secret :|

 

[Dacalo]

My business partner loves blackjack, you should see his bets.

$500 chips stacked, going back and forth. Whenever he plays, a crowd gathers all the time.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: Noirish
slot = lose.

not if you play them right. a friend of mine knows how they work or something and can take $200 to a casino and come back with a few grand. every single time he goes too

too bad the bastard won't tell me the secret :|

the secret is he doesn't tell you about the losses.

 

[nycxandy]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: Noirish
slot = lose.

not if you play them right. a friend of mine knows how they work or something and can take $200 to a casino and come back with a few grand. every single time he goes too

too bad the bastard won't tell me the secret :|

the secret is he doesn't tell you about the losses.

That's right... if he can make a few grand everytime, then why not make it a living.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: nycxandy

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: Noirish
slot = lose.

not if you play them right. a friend of mine knows how they work or something and can take $200 to a casino and come back with a few grand. every single time he goes too

too bad the bastard won't tell me the secret :|

the secret is he doesn't tell you about the losses.

That's right... if he can make a few grand everytime, then why not make it a living.

yeah just live at the casinos....

"knows how they work"...hahahahhahahahahaha

 

[RobCur]

Gambling is not only risky but those who lose, lose big and its not very good karma either :disgust::evil::frown:

 

[bobbybe01]

Everyday when I crawl out of bed is a gamble if you ask me.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: Noirish
slot = lose.

not if you play them right. a friend of mine knows how they work or something and can take $200 to a casino and come back with a few grand. every single time he goes too

too bad the bastard won't tell me the secret :|

Your friend is lying to you. I know how they work (it's no big secret - random number generators and predefined payout rates) and no matter HOW much you know about them, you can't beat them in the long run.

 

[WannaFly]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

Originally posted by: nycxandy

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: Noirish
slot = lose.

not if you play them right. a friend of mine knows how they work or something and can take $200 to a casino and come back with a few grand. every single time he goes too

too bad the bastard won't tell me the secret :|

the secret is he doesn't tell you about the losses.

That's right... if he can make a few grand everytime, then why not make it a living.

yeah just live at the casinos....

"knows how they work"...hahahahhahahahahaha

hhaha i got a good kick out of this too.