My first drunken text

thatsright

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I just got a racy text from a hot chick at work. We definitely dig each other in the office, but to say I was caught off guard, um...yeah! I couldn't really tell if she sent it or one of her friends who got a hold of her phone. So I just said something like "Wow it's hot up in here. Time for the ice bucket challenge.' I'll see her first thing on Tuesday morning. Either she will play dumb or it wasn't her who typed it in? What should I say if she's like "what in the hell was that you typed to mo on Saturday night?"

I'll wait for all the comments from the 12 year olds here and hope I get something usable.
 

thatsright

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It was a text from a random phone # (she has never given me her cell #). It went to a age verification site with a random URL. The message expired after 20 minutes. It showed a naked chick pulling off her pants. Really. On a bed. No joke. It looked exactly like how her body is. I just told her via FB messenger she should change her password. I almost fell for the 'age verification' part.
 

zinfamous

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Sounds sketchy but either way, you should wear your best Halo shirt on Tuesday just in case.
 

renz20003

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It was a text from a random phone # (she has never given me her cell #). It went to a age verification site with a random URL. The message expired after 20 minutes. It showed a naked chick pulling off her pants. Really. On a bed. No joke. It looked exactly like how her body is. I just told her via FB messenger she should change her password. I almost fell for the 'age verification' part.

Nice troll post
 

Mai72

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Sep 12, 2012
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Go into work Tues, and grab her by the pussy. That's how the ballers do it, and she'll know you're serious.

Yep! If daddy Trump can do it why can't we!!!!!!

In all seriousness, stay away from women at work. Eventually, it's going to go bad and you don't want to see her at work.