My first ATOT Joke thread!!

[jimbob200521]

There are two guys just hangin out talking about whatever pops into there mind. One guy asks the other "If someone launched a nuke at us, and you knew there was no way you would survive, what would you do?" The guy responds "I would fvck anything and everything that moves. What would you do?" The other guy responds "Stand very still."

Sorry if its a repost, btw

 

[bigrash]

it sucked. i hope this is your last.

 

[Mucho]

practice, practice, practice

 

[jimbob200521]

Originally posted by: bigrash
it sucked. i hope this is your last.

🙁

 

[Whitecloak]

lol

 

[HybridSquirrel]

5/10

 

[jlbenedict]

I guess its ok... I got a chuckle out of it...
5/10

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: jimbob200521
There are two guys just hangin out talking about whatever pops into there mind. One guy asks the other "If someone launched a nuke at us, and you knew there was no way you would survive, what would you do?" The guy responds "I would fvck anything and everything that moves. What would you do?" The other guy responds "Stand very still."

Sorry if its a repost, btw

:thumbsup: Good joke. 🙂

 

[Brutuskend]

Brutuskend endorsed! :thumbsup:

 

[Xylitol]

Lol
If you think about it - it's 8/10

 

[Maximilian]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: jimbob200521
There are two guys just hangin out talking about whatever pops into there mind. One guy asks the other "If someone launched a nuke at us, and you knew there was no way you would survive, what would you do?" The guy responds "I would fvck anything and everything that moves. What would you do?" The other guy responds "Stand very still."

Sorry if its a repost, btw

:thumbsup: Good joke. 🙂

Yea, i get it, so it must be good. Nuke... hahaha.

 

[DaShen]

meh, it was a good attempt. 6/10 :thumbsup: keep trying.

 

[Accipiter22]

LOL 8/10

 

[Krazy4Real]

Good first attempt.. keep trying.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Most Excellent joke.

 

[Svnla]

I chuckle a little so it is passable.

 

[Theb]

Thanks for the chuckle. 7/10. :thumbsup:

 

[Trey22]

It was over before it began 🙂 .

 

[HybridSquirrel]

i got a chuckle but it wasnt a herendous laugh

 

[thirdeye]

I've read MUCH worse on here, I thought it was humorous.

 

[Dualist]

That really gave me a chuckle. :laugh:

 

[jdub1107]

Pretty good. It was actually better than a lot of the other jokes around here.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: Trey22
It was over before it began 🙂 .

Just like sex.

 

[JRich]

*standing still waiting for the bombs to drop* 🙂

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: bigrash
it sucked. i hope this is your last.