My Female Friend Just Asked Me....

[Ime]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Ime

Originally posted by: ohtwell
No puppy?

A handshake and a cookie will do!! Don't tell me you have no cookie.


: ) Amanda

I have cookies! The chewy/chunky chips deluxe! Very rich chocolate.... yummy!

You have to come get them, though!

I love Chunky Chips Ahoy Cookies!!

Hmmmmmm! This sounds like a trick!


: ) Amanda

Come now, what makes you think I'd spike the cookies?

 

[Ime]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Ime

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: Ime
Funny, I guess.

My wife knows how to use a computer, but couldn't build one. She's a nurse, and she knows things about medicine I don't wanna know.

You wanna know what "fully-cathed" means in medicine? Trust me, you don't! :Q

it means theres a tube in your pee pee hole.

...and that doesn't bother you? Just the thought makes me cringe!

The thought? Have you ever had it DONE? I have. Yes, it hurts when they put it in. But trust me; the worst part is trying to urinate for the next 48 hours or so after they take it out. The pain is so bad that you will PURPOSELY dehydrate yourself just so you won't pee.

At the hospital where my wife works as an RN, she told me she makes patients pee within 6 hours of having the tube removed or she sticks it back in! :Q

Geez, my wife is cruel. No wonder I always treat her right, who knows what horrible vengence she might visit upon me in my sleep!

 

[Zenmervolt]

You wanna know what "fully-cathed" means in medicine? Trust me, you don't!

*puts on stupid grammar police hat*

Actually, "fully cathed" means nothing. "Fully-cathetered", however, is something that I don't need to experience to know that it's painful.

ZV <--Knows that "cath" is shortened from "catheter". I'm just bored and wanted to post.

 

[Ime]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

You wanna know what "fully-cathed" means in medicine? Trust me, you don't!

*puts on stupid grammar police hat*

Actually, "fully cathed" means nothing. "Fully-cathetered", however, is something that I don't need to experience to know that it's painful.

ZV <--Knows that "cath" is shortened from "catheter". I'm just bored and wanted to post.

You any good at spelling? Maybe you can tell me how to spell "Colonstomy Bag"? You know what that is, right?

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: Ime

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Ime

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: Ime
Funny, I guess.

My wife knows how to use a computer, but couldn't build one. She's a nurse, and she knows things about medicine I don't wanna know.

You wanna know what "fully-cathed" means in medicine? Trust me, you don't! :Q

it means theres a tube in your pee pee hole.

...and that doesn't bother you? Just the thought makes me cringe!

The thought? Have you ever had it DONE? I have. Yes, it hurts when they put it in. But trust me; the worst part is trying to urinate for the next 48 hours or so after they take it out. The pain is so bad that you will PURPOSELY dehydrate yourself just so you won't pee.

At the hospital where my wife works as an RN, she told me she makes patients pee within 6 hours of having the tube removed or she sticks it back in! :Q

Geez, my wife is cruel. No wonder I always treat her right, who knows what horrible vengence she might visit upon me in my sleep!

Evil Evil Evil! It really blows to urinate It burns so bad

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: Ime

Originally posted by: ohtwell
No puppy?

A handshake and a cookie will do!! Don't tell me you have no cookie.


: ) Amanda

I have cookies! The chewy/chunky chips deluxe! Very rich chocolate.... yummy!

You have to come get them, though!

I love Chunky Chips Ahoy Cookies!!

Hmmmmmm! This sounds like a trick!


: ) Amanda

Entemanns chewy chocolate chip cookies mmmmm
Wheres the spelling police?

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: MichaelD


The thought? Have you ever had it DONE? I have. Yes, it hurts when they put it in. But trust me; the worst part is trying to urinate for the next 48 hours or so after they take it out. The pain is so bad that you will PURPOSELY dehydrate yourself just so you won't pee.

Oh for the love of God! Why'd you have to get it done? Please tell me you didn't do it for a "routine" check up.

 

[deerslayer]

Isn't there a check up where they stick a cotton swab up your "pee pee hole"? /shudders

I don't ever want to suffer that :Q:disgust: