My Fed-Ex Driver Is A Rocket Scientist

olds

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We live on 5 acres and have a circular driveway that goes around our home.
I am sitting in the home office which looks out to the front. The Fed-Ex dude pulls up and looks at our address. He then drives off down the road.
A minute later I hear a knock on the back door. It's Mr Fed-Ex. He asks me what the address is and I tell him. He says oh, oh. I have been delivering your packages to the neighbor up the street. I say that sucks, they are jerks but I am not missing any packages. He says he's glad he figured out where our house is and leaves to deliver a package down the road.
5 minutes later he comes back by and stops and looks at the house and address again. Then I hear, "******! It's the same house!".
He been delivering them to the right house all along. He just can't tell the front from the back.
:D

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Originally posted by: her209
Is he/she...

We live on 5 acres and have a circular driveway that goes around our home.
I am sitting in the home office which looks out to the front. The Fed-Ex dude pulls up and looks at our address. He then drives off down the road.
A minute later I hear a knock on the back door. It's Mr Fed-Ex. He asks me what the address is and I tell him. He says oh, oh. I have been delivering your packages to the neighbor up the street. I say that sucks, they are jerks but I am not missing any packages. He says he's glad he figured out where our house is and leaves to deliver a package down the road.
5 minutes later he comes back by and stops and looks at the house and address again. Then I hear, "******! It's the same house!".
He been delivering them to the right house all along. He just can't tell the front from the back.
 
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Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: her209
Is he/she...

We live on 5 acres and have a circular driveway that goes around our home.
I am sitting in the home office which looks out to the front. The Fed-Ex dude pulls up and looks at our address. He then drives off down the road.
A minute later I hear a knock on the back door. It's Mr Fed-Ex. He asks me what the address is and I tell him. He says oh, oh. I have been delivering your packages to the neighbor up the street. I say that sucks, they are jerks but I am not missing any packages. He says he's glad he figured out where our house is and leaves to deliver a package down the road.
5 minutes later he comes back by and stops and looks at the house and address again. Then I hear, "******! It's the same house!".
He been delivering them to the right house all along. He just can't tell the front from the back.


Why point out the obvious, it's not like he'll learn....good job though!
 

her209

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: her209
Is he/she...

We live on 5 acres and have a circular driveway that goes around our home.
I am sitting in the home office which looks out to the front. The Fed-Ex dude pulls up and looks at our address. He then drives off down the road.
A minute later I hear a knock on the back door. It's Mr Fed-Ex. He asks me what the address is and I tell him. He says oh, oh. I have been delivering your packages to the neighbor up the street. I say that sucks, they are jerks but I am not missing any packages. He says he's glad he figured out where our house is and leaves to deliver a package down the road.
5 minutes later he comes back by and stops and looks at the house and address again. Then I hear, "******! It's the same house!".
He been delivering them to the right house all along. He just can't tell the front from the back.
Why point out the obvious, it's not like he'll learn....good job though!
We don't know if the "alleged" male is a he/she or has had a sex change operation.
 

freakflag

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Circles only complicate things. That's why I've always said that circles will be the downfall of civilization and should be done away with immediately! I mean, it is impossible to make any progress when confronted with such an onslaught of circles. You just keep going around and around, wearing yourself ragged but never getting anywhere. Shame on you for being a circle supporter! Poor Fedex man. It's not his fault , it's yours for having your snooty, burgouise circle on his route. How dare you!
 
Jun 4, 2005
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Originally posted by: her209
We don't know if the "alleged" male is a he/she or has had a sex change operation.

Coming from the male poster with the name "her209"... Are you trying to tell us something? ;)
 

her209

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Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: her209
We don't know if the "alleged" male is a he/she or has had a sex change operation.
Coming from the male poster with the name "her209"... Are you trying to tell us something? ;)
God forbid I should use my last name as part of my username. :roll:
 
Jun 4, 2005
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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: her209
We don't know if the "alleged" male is a he/she or has had a sex change operation.
Coming from the male poster with the name "her209"... Are you trying to tell us something? ;)
God forbid I should use my last name as part of my username. :roll:

In case you missed it.... ;);););););););););););););););););););) <------ ;););););););););););) <---
 

SSP

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Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: her209
We don't know if the "alleged" male is a he/she or has had a sex change operation.
Coming from the male poster with the name "her209"... Are you trying to tell us something? ;)
God forbid I should use my last name as part of my username. :roll:

In case you missed it.... ;);););););););););););););););););););) <------ ;););););););););););) <---

Now I call shens. That was clearly a PMS attack.
 

andylawcc

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Originally posted by: LoKe
Originally posted by: her209
Is he/she...

We live on 5 acres and have a circular driveway that goes around our home.
I am sitting in the home office which looks out to the front. The Fed-Ex dude pulls up and looks at our address. He then drives off down the road.
A minute later I hear a knock on the back door. It's Mr Fed-Ex. He asks me what the address is and I tell him. He says oh, oh. I have been delivering your packages to the neighbor up the street. I say that sucks, they are jerks but I am not missing any packages. He says he's glad he figured out where our house is and leaves to deliver a package down the road.
5 minutes later he comes back by and stops and looks at the house and address again. Then I hear, "******! It's the same house!".
He been delivering them to the right house all along. He just can't tell the front from the back.



HAHAHAHHA
 

andylawcc

Lifer
Mar 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: her209
We don't know if the "alleged" male is a he/she or has had a sex change operation.

ya. it totally could have been Angelina Jolie with a Brad Pitt cardboard facemask.