my favourite Simpsons clips

UncleWai

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Oct 23, 2001
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Wiggum (bursting in on the midnight screening): Well, well, well. There are more pirated videos here than...
Lou: A Chinese K-Mart?
Wiggum: I guess that'll have to do. (to Bart) Uh, are these yours, kid?
Bart: No sir. We're just showing them for profit without permission.
Wiggum: Fair enough. But the owner of this store is in more hot water than...
Lou: A Japanese tea bag?
Wiggum: Why don't you lay off the Asians, Lou?
 

chr6

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Oct 1, 2002
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you call that a knife?

THIS is a knife.

no it's not, it's a spoon!

AHH. i see you've played knifey-spooney before!