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my father, the bachelor

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Yossarian

Lifer
I made my annual pilgrimage home for Christmas. My parents have been divorced for about 5 years now so it's just my dad at our old house. I went over Friday afternoon to help him clean up and get ready for our annual white trash Christmas Eve party.

My dad was cleaning the tile floor in the kitchen. I saw him spew some cleaning chemical on the floor and start mopping it with one of those sponge mops. I kept seeing him go into the bathroom with it, then come back out to mop some more. I said "dad, wtf are you doing??". he replies "what? it's clean water." so now the floor has been thoroughly cleaned with toilet water.

later that night my little cousin dropped a meatball and immediately said "5 second rule!" and went for it. I saved him just in time and told him to forget it.
 
he used to have this mural wallpaper up around the staircase. it was some kind of old water mill thing, with a river, buildings, etc. he painted the ceiling to match the sky in the wallpaper.
 
Originally posted by: atiyeh
hell ya that's clean water! lol...your dad sounds like me.
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after a massive dump the following morning, I told him I had freshened the bowl up if he had any leftover cleaning to do.
 
Originally posted by: Yossarian
I made my annual pilgrimage home for Christmas. My parents have been divorced for about 5 years now so it's just my dad at our old house. I went over Friday afternoon to help him clean up and get ready for our annual white trash Christmas Eve party.

My dad was cleaning the tile floor in the kitchen. I saw him spew some cleaning chemical on the floor and start mopping it with one of those sponge mops. I kept seeing him go into the bathroom with it, then come back out to mop some more. I said "dad, wtf are you doing??". he replies "what? it's clean water." so now the floor has been thoroughly cleaned with toilet water.

later that night my little cousin dropped a meatball and immediately said "5 second rule!" and went for it. I saved him just in time and told him to forget it.
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Toilet water is clean water? I'm confused.
 
lmao, sounds like something i'd do too! but i would have at least ti-d-bowl'd before using that water🙂
 
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