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my father is still looking for his wallet that he lost..

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jfall

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TEN FRICKING YEARS AGO. To this day he still mentions that missing wallet. How could someone not get over something like this by now??
 
He had pictures and phone numbers of his various gf's that his wife doesn't know about. He doesn't want her stumbling across it and finding out.
 
Originally posted by: jfall
TEN FRICKING YEARS AGO. To this day he still mentions that missing wallet. How could someone not get over something like this by now??
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Might want to get him checked out he might have Alzheimers.
 
He's convinced that one of my friends stole his wallet (they didn't). Every time a wallet is mentioned he brings it up. Today my mother was getting rid of an old couch and he told her to look inside it to make sure the wallet wasn't in there
 
Originally posted by: jfall
He's convinced that one of my friends stole his wallet (they didn't). Every time a wallet is mentioned he brings it up. Today my mother was getting rid of an old couch and he told her to look inside it to make sure the wallet wasn't in there
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That would really piss me off.



 
Get an identical replacement; try to fill it with some of his old cards and stick it in the pocket of one of his friends without them noticing, if you can. If done right, it could be fun. 🙂

EDIT : You really don't even need cards, just make it look like he decided to keep the wallet as his own. But I think with the cards, it'd be a little funnier because of the implausability
 
Originally posted by: shortylickens
You should get him a velcro wallet and put 400 bucks in it.
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If you recall there was this episode on Seinfeld with his father losing his wallet, was yet another great episode.
 
have you ever thought about saying:

'dad whats so important about that goddamned wallet anyway....you are driving us crazy everytime you bring it up...if you bring it up one more time..so help me its the old folks home for you!!!'


let us know how that works out
 
1: HEY DAD! I FOUND YOUR WALLET! NOT!
2: Holy shtt, is that your wallet? IT IS! NOT!
3: Dad, seven years ago, I hired a private detective to find your wallet, he called me today and (pre arranged cell phone call interupts "uhuh hmm I see, o.k.") sorry dad I gotta go.......
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Originally posted by: jfall
He's convinced that one of my friends stole his wallet (they didn't). Every time a wallet is mentioned he brings it up. Today my mother was getting rid of an old couch and he told her to look inside it to make sure the wallet wasn't in there
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😉
 
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