My fat Ameican gut hurts...

[tec699]

Ugh... I just ate breakfast.

eggs, bacon, toast (buttered), OJ, cereal, muffin. Then I went into my parents freezer and ate 2 Oreo cookie Ice cream sand (24 grams of fat each!!), 2 fudgie wudgies and 1 cheery pop.

God damn I'm stuffed. My guts hanging over my belt. :Q

I wonder what I'll have for lunch?

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

They do say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but it should be emphasized that it's meal, singular.

 

[guyver01]

i cout 3 meals in that one...

congrats.. you've eaten for the whole day already.

enjoy

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
They do say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but it should be emphasized that it's meal, singular.

Eh, Im an American so I say shovel the food down my throat into my fat gut!!!! I'll sit on my a** while they shovel food into my gut!!

I don't wanna work for nothing!!!

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
They do say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but it should be emphasized that it's meal, singular.

Bwuahahahaah! Nice.

Tec699, how can I say this nicely?


Um.


You are SUCH a FATASS.


There. Now you have your motivation to skip lunch. Fatty.

 

[DougK62]

Fatty fatty fat fat

 

[Citadel535]

I had an iced coffee for breakfast. Probably gonna have an iced tea for lunch. Then a sensible dinner like a mochiata.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Citadel535
I had an iced coffee for breakfast. Probably gonna have an iced tea for lunch. Then a sensible dinner like a mochiata.

from one extreme to the other.


doesn't anyone know how to eat right?

 

[BatmanNate]

I had your mom for breakfast, American.