My Facebook friend count is very low compared to my friends

[venkman]

Does this mean I'm very unpopular or that I have more of a life than anyone else? Granted, I only tend to add people I know and not every idiot I run into. I should add the my friends count is about 75.

I'd ask for the ATOT effect to boost my friends count, but then you would post things like, "OMG, thanks for the amazing buttsecks last night!" on my wall

 

[Ns1]

your landlord killed all your friends.

 

[rudeguy]

Shitty pole

 

[Newbian]

Great, some more parody threads are always fun.

 

[MrWizzard]

I like turdles.....

 

[joesmoke]

it means... what you want it to mean. It could mean you have distinguished taste in friends... or that you have a grooming problem

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Great, some more parody threads are always fun.

This isn't a parody thread. I am 100% serious.

 

[Epic Fail]

Your have no friends because your pole includes xanga.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: joesmoke
it means... what you want it to mean. It could mean you have distiguished taste in friends... or that you have a grooming problem

that might explain the strange smell that people keep complaining about.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
Shitty pole

BUTTSECKS!!!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I hope you aren't using a Facebook Friends list count as a metric for success amongst your peers. Remember, it's not how many friends you have, it's how large they are. Go for pure tonnage.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I hope you aren't using a Facebook Friends list count as a metric for success amongst your peers. Remember, it's not how many friends you have, it's how large they are. Go for pure tonnage.

My friends list wouldn't even crash an elevator.

 

[Deeko]

d00d i have so many more friends than you. I'm awesome.

 

[Tiamat]

it means that you have a life outside of facebook.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
it means that you have a life outside of facebook.

yay!

 

[zinfamous]

75 friends?

look at your real life. DO you think you actually have 75 real friends?


there you go.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
75 friends?

look at your real life. DO you think you actually have 75 real friends?


there you go.

Exactly. there was this kid I knew that went to Rutgers and had something like 500 Facebook friends, no joke.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: zinfamous
75 friends?

look at your real life. DO you think you actually have 75 real friends?


there you go.

Exactly. there was this kid I knew that went to Rutgers and had something like 500 Facebook friends, no joke.

My cousin has over a thousand :Q

 

[JulesMaximus]

It means that you suck.

 

[Farang]

I've seen people with 400+.. it just isn't possible. I read a study that such people tend to be narcissists. I have about 60 friends, I delete people if I barely knew them and know I'll never see or talk to them again.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: zinfamous
75 friends?

look at your real life. DO you think you actually have 75 real friends?


there you go.

Exactly. there was this kid I knew that went to Rutgers and had something like 500 Facebook friends, no joke.

My cousin has over a thousand :Q

But does he have OVER 9000!!!